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“Chained to the dream they got ya searchin' for

The thin line between entertainment and war”

Let him fucking cook

And The NY Times would be out there saying “for some, the ovens are reminiscent of the holocaust, but the fact that leftists are the primary population means it’s something different”

It reminds me of how Armando Iannucci or Christopher Guest would talk about how some gag was based on a real occurrence but they cut it out of the final edit b/c audiences wouldn’t take it seriously

Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.

Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Whoops. Was thinking of Tennessee

a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that " ALT: a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "

Expecting consequences for an SEC baseball coach’s homophobic slur?

it'd be news if he was actually held accountable for it

sending you "herebys" and "therefores"

It's really something to have a career in journalism when you're known as the less talented Weiss

"we would be honored if you would join us, at our fundraiser for the widows and orphans of our imperial martyrs"

Wxscan Music - Track 26, by The Weather Channel from the album Weatherscan Music

Be sure to pair it with the old school weatherscan music. Beaufort needed a whole new scale for the way this cat blows on the disco flute
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Snoozy Weiss? Man the writers on this season of Black Mirror aren't even trying anymore

Does anyone else still find it laughable that there's a dude with the name Dan Bongino, and he looks like *this*? I mean the Boatey McBoatface people have nothing on this

hahaha what a fucking loser

Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless

“They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove em”

Guaranteed this guy does not wash his ass in shower because he thinks that makes him gay

YouTube video by hookey puck Cheers - Last Call Final Scene RIP Norm

Still my favorite Norm moment. They always knew his name. RIP m.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxW...

Legend.

“Aw, Mitchell…”

Buzz off kid!

RIP

How long until the nytimes has a headline about the “historically maligned field” of eugenics

Honestly it’s kinda dumb it hasn’t happened yet tbh

Interesting, you may qualify to write for @nytimes.com

Getting Nate Silver to say this is like getting Jim Cramer to say your startup is has no business model and is going to tank

As an average American with average intelligence, this is one of the dumber things I’ve seen a professional journalist say with a straight face. Just because you’re getting dragged on social media doesn’t make it any less true.

Cato Institute’s Director of immigration studies 👇🏽