Tmo Bradach

I Think My Pen Pal Might Be My Dog Trying to Get a Bite of a Ham Sandwich I’m really excited to get to know you better! Where do you live? What are your hobbies? What are you eating right now?

I Think My Pen Pal Might Be My Dog Trying to Get a Bite of a Ham Sandwich www.pointsincase.com/articles/i-t...

Quiz: Is Your Partner Losing Interest or Succumbing to the Appetite of Nosferatu? Is your love dead because of the undead? Find out now!

How often do you have conversations about the impending rat plague?
#nosferatu #datingadvice

Raising A Puppy Or Raising A Baby: Which Is Harder? A guide for negligent parents

@frazzledhumor.bsky.social

Honest Translations for the Reasons I Call in Sick to Work I threw out my back yesterday and can’t even move today. I’m going to need to take a sick day. (Translation: My cat is sleeping on my lap)

www.pointsincase.com/articles/hon...
@pointsincase.com

Please Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee, My Anti-Depressants, My Cholesterol Medication, a Shot of Whiskey, a Breath Mint, and a Pound of Bacon How is it that my morning routine is simultaneously killing me while also helping me barely cling to dear life?

www.pointsincase.com/articles/ple...
@pointsincase.com #coffee #bacon #baconagain #whiskey

I think my mom was acyclic. It was hard in the whole family.

I tried and got 53/50.

If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you ever cared about.

Ok but what if I want to kill 2 dogs and make fun of a 3rd dog?

I too want steak and make almost no effort to buy the morally superior options because I am a hypocrite. But I was weighing in on the question of “are all carnivores immoral?”

So you understand humans aren’t carnivores now? Carnivorous animals also typically kill to eat when they need to. Humans created factory farms where they raise animals is awful conditions for the sole purpose of killing/eating. They also have the means/knowledge to adapt plant based diets.

Yes, many do.

Humans are not carnivores. They are omnivores.

Oh yeah? What about a HUNDRED books?

Thanks, Lizzo!

What if I don’t have that sticker? Or a mirror?

Before I made it, I was doing exactly what I’m doing now.

One kid seems to love the speedo man

Diary of a Jealous Landlord – Weekly Humorist

weeklyhumorist.com/diary-of-a-j...
#landlord

Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children Learn why you should put your hands all over that birds nest after all.

medium.com/slackjaw/fac...