Soccer Mike

Mrs. Alito sure acts like she has online brain rot.

Non-soccer players shouldn’t be on stage

Do I get credit for not leering at the gym?

The entire Cabinet will get one out the door.

Shouldn’t a no-fly zone require congressional authorization?

They see the Ukrainian War as a how-to guide

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#lufc

“They probably don’t smoke on school busses anymore, right?” #thanksgiving

They’d publish them if the numbers were good

If the numbers were good, they’d be published

They’re not going to bother seeking congressional authorization

I really hope Zelenskyy said thank you when he saw the terms of appeasement today

We’re 18 months away from an entire league going down in a scandal.

So, when does the bombing of Venezuela start?

Just the time for Dems to capitulate

Probably denial in what he saw written

Why am I smarter at politics than the fucking Senate Minority Leader?

It’s why airlines get bailouts, while Amtrak gets nothing

Epstein was 100% a Mossad honey-pot.

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Made it to Season 2 of Nurse Jackie, and this show isn’t good

Comrade!

This was the best cut?

Particularly as the NG are the ones doing the trespassing right now

I bet their opinions on labor are nauseating

Rome really is burning

The leather pants are a choice

Go Birds!

I remember being lampooned for saying this

I’m not a galaxy-brain geopolitical genius, but even I could have told you this outcome