yenna

Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you

you should read her book. she’s honestly an incredible woman

haha suppppp

wow DIE

i hate how songs we liked as kids are relevant now

there’s a man assigned to me, he checks on my stability

we discuss you every week, then i rinse and rinse, repeat

leg room for us tall bitches

Thank you for calling Greeneville Zoo. Press 1 for hours. Press 2 to speak with a monkey.

i don’t understand why the pink/green great lash mascara is considered the goat of all mascaras. it literally makes me cry and smears everywhere lmao. l’oréal voluminous is my fav and i always find myself going back to it

you may be allergic :( i switched brands recently and that helped!!

Just celebrated Halloween

Showering fully nude >>>

aunt gladys and lil red

happy chudlerween

time to try this whole "sleeping at night" thing people keep telling me about

COUNT CHOCULA

THE COUNT FROM SESAME STREET

COUNT DUCKULA

BARNABAS COLLINS

you've been invitred to a BYOD party (bring your own dracula). who you bringing

men are so emotional man why can’t they just be chill

the fact that this movie is rated PG lmao

should i be celibate for a year or should i just kill myself lmk

i wanna admit myself into the psych ward so bad but i gotta enjoy halloweekend first

i’m bucking so much ham rn

I don’t understand why dating is so hard, all I’m looking for is a new best friend from scratch who I’m willing to die for that must get along with all my family and friends and have comparable ambition and identical values and wild sexual chemistry with me and no else forever

chicks rock

men who lovebomb need to be put in jail

A gorgeous woman with a pussy that tastes like havarti cheese will one day save the world

committing self harm (reading ‘It’ again)

the dog walked itself home, ate a pizza, and took a nap

tbh i’m sure they like hearing it

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you

Me: I didn't call you

Demon: I did

Traditional liberal multi colored front yard sign but it reads IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING WARRANT YOU BOOTLICKING NAZI SCUMBAGS YOU'RE LUCKY MY GRANDFATHER ISN'T HERE ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS ICE MUST BE DESTROYED KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING