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Capt. Josh

@batensmack.bsky.social

Void starer. Working on anger management.

144 Followers  |  204 Following  |  407 Posts  |  Joined: 30.06.2023  |  2.1627

Latest posts by batensmack.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh wait, I think it’s a Tree of Liberty. Justice has a scales. I’m an idiot. Don’t listen to me.

02.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder - at any point in time, we can β€œwater the tree of Justice” if enough of us feel up to the challenge.

02.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Edgar and the Fancy Fake Flowers. October 2025.

02.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These dumb fucks…I wonder how long it would take them to take me off the bounty hunter list if I just started β€œconfirming” home addresses as the addresses of Republican lawmakers.

01.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would sing for it.

31.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they are referring to the Stalin-Hitler pact.

31.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the words of Andre 3000, β€œDon’t show the thang, unless you’re willin’ to bang.”

31.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a thought about John Mellencamp’s β€œJack and Diane.” What if β€œChili Dog” was the nickname of the manager of the Tastee Freeze?

31.10.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So inspiring…

31.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cut the snippet. Play it on every channel in America and tik tok too

31.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Describe the erection of your follower count for me again, Kevin, but do it in a deeper voice, daddy.

31.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard they had sex on a couch. Which, by Vance’s standards, counts as a threesome.

30.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Snaps from the bonsai collection at the NC Arboretum. Never disappoints. #Asheville #Bonsai

30.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We must have been out there about the same time. Pisgah was chowder. We came down through Brevard, but yeah, it was wild - absolutely no fog below 2600 ft

29.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bernie mentoring the next generation of progressives gives me hope.

Time for a big ol’ messy big tent movement, y’all.

No more purity politics.
Solidarity for the win. πŸ™Œ

🎬 @gachelraede

29.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 937    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 17
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Cloudy day on the Parkway.

29.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pin this post.

28.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t just throw passes. They have to be caught. Only McLaurin got the memo.

28.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So that Mellon guy who gives away cash from his inheritance doesn’t have any left for SNAP?

27.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11385    πŸ” 2443    πŸ’¬ 484    πŸ“Œ 95

He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house.

Remove him from office.

26.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 23741    πŸ” 7726    πŸ’¬ 997    πŸ“Œ 464
Bernie, Zohran and AOC on stage.

Bernie, Zohran and AOC on stage.

Thank you, New York City.

Now let’s win.

27.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 30913    πŸ” 3944    πŸ’¬ 416    πŸ“Œ 166
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The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

I’m talking about this:

open.substack.com/pub/data4dem...

25.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Millionaires take a haircut, bus riders get a hairball.

25.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not give a penny to Dems until they clean house of the consultant class that has been running the show since Clinton the First.

25.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Friend by Jimi Hendrix on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 1971 Β· Duration 4:37

β€œMy Friend”

music.apple.com/us/album/my-...

25.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words mah name is muddddd written on the bottom ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words mah name is muddddd written on the bottom
25.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Children’s Hospitals but lots of lead paint. Good Lord, he must have eaten paint chips for breakfast every day because he has turned into a cuckoo.

25.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThere are only two actions: You sit, and you sweep the garden…and it’s all garden.”

25.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Epstein Recess continues.

24.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12013    πŸ” 4178    πŸ’¬ 481    πŸ“Œ 208

Not we. The right.

24.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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