Rachel

DAU classes are so painful on teams I wish I was in the office which is a sentence I never thought I’d say

Wait where is your new job? Is that a thing we should actually use the excuse to do?

Please god no

Shh with the facts also @trasan.bsky.social (im old im learning how 2 new social media)

Rude of you to not ask me. Now everyone is sending it to me (@Trasan is everyone)

Tommy the jackass isn’t going to let anyone hold a vote after the hearing anyway

Hello. I hate the SASC for scheduling the Gen Allvin confirmation hearing tomorrow. This congressional late night on a Monday that is also 9/11 can go get fucked

THIS

Me: yea I extended the excel sheet leave projector thru the end of the year for everyone to fill out

Boss: yea I saw you’re trying to go on leave for 2 weeks to New Zealand

Internal monologue: not trying. I’m going. Try me.

It’s been 22 years and I’m still pissed at Al Qaeda and the US for what came after

It’s been 22 years and so many of my friends’ lives could’ve been different. They had so much promise back then

Seeing someone else say all the shit I want to say out loud 😂

I missed this.

I’d like to report nothing in my life has changed and I still have to deal with incompetent Colonels

But I am nukes acq Div Civilian of the quarter for doing so 💪🏻

Tampa-Stan especially

She hasn’t harassed me so either she’s fine with just following me on instagram or I’m not in demand. At least you’re in demand, this is a compliment!

Same. Fuck that place

At this point if I go to the “artists” page of my iTunes I just want it to know I’m going to Taylor Swift

Today I had meetings back to back from 0900-1600 and I would like to collapse but instead my aunt and uncle are in town from Texas and I have to endure that

This is the opposite of most stories I’ve heard. I’ve known multiple orgs where the people were so lazy they always hired a vet bc they didn’t want to do the very simple memo to say why the vet wasn’t the most qualified

I’d like to file a formal complaint that the “pancetta” at Whole Foods is not pancetta, it is diced bacon. There is a difference. There is a texture. You people are monsters

Can confirm I remain undefeated in the dont fuck with me awards

&don’t be the dumbass whose first impression with me is that you are drunk in the Pentagon trying to tell my O6 to stop doing work. 0 respect

&if you include your civilian rank in your standard signature block you are a fucking dork

Is this thing on? What are we doing when Barbenheimer summer is over?