Andrew Christoffel

YouTube video by Andrew Christoffel The Ghosts of Dubrovnik | War, Memory, and the Stories Tourists Miss

I recently returned from a trip to Croatia. And now just finished my first documentary-style video about it: The Ghosts of Dubrovnik.

A look behind the postcard—abandoned hotels, silent islands, and the resilience of a city that never forgets.

Take a look here: youtu.be/tuekWEv_1Q4?...

Rabbits must go feral for today.

YALL A BUNCH OF PICK MES. Don’t play about my peach iced tea.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL peach iced tea is the only thing that matters in this world. This is dark sided.

‘Anora’ was the most awarded film at this year’s #Oscars with 5 wins.

Get off the stage Adrien Brody this is insufferable.

I’m such a slut for the magic of movies

It’s so painfully unfunny in a way that is so uncomfortable to watch. And I’m a pretty easy laugh.

Throwing hog… making bacon… what a world we live in.

How many doves do you think are up his sleeves at any given time?

Dionne would never, COULD never, reheat her nachos. Her cheese is fresh from the cow. Corn, straight from the field. Salsa? A gift from heaven.

Oh wow. Immediately yes.

Huh? What?!?

Oh… haha…. Okay…

I cannot wait to be shuffling around in a crowded gay bar listening to Abracadabra

No one has ever worn that many earrings before.

I don’t want to be rude but Will Smith, why are you on my tv?

anyone but the blonde woman winning album of the year, please I beg

The whole episode I was just like “GET HER JADE”. Can’t believe how perfectly accurate Derrick and Wes were in their summation and the faithfuls didn’t get Rob out. Infuriating.

Have traitors ever imploded like this on any of the seasons, international or otherwise? It's incomprehensible how poorly everyone is playing—traitors and faithfuls alike. Carolyn is the only redeeming factor.

How long until I can eat McDonalds on Mars? I must know.

Benoit Blanc coming through with the sad fuck-ass bob.

Absolute dreamboat 😍

I will definitely give it a watch!

I thought it was a tough watch at first, was not invested or engaged, until suddenly out of nowhere I was sobbing at the end.

It’s actually too late to stop the gay agenda. It was started in the nineties with weekend showings of Xena Warrior Princess and finished when Marissa Cooper had a girlfriend.

I don't want to be hyperbolic, but Emila Perez is legitimately one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It is not even camp so bad it's fun. It's somehow the most insane plot I've ever seen and insufferably boring. It is poorly shot, poorly written, poorly acted, poorly sung. I'm so confused.

We need to have a serious talk about Emilia Perez because what did I actually just watch? It’s as if the director heard about trans people and cartels for the first time and was like, yes. This should be a musical. But instead of music, I want it to be unlistenable whispering set to a beat.

That’s like walking around with an electric chair necklace on which, to be fair, is pretty badass.

Chicken gravy that’s fully separated 🫠 I see you. It’s like its own little apartment back there.

It’s impossible to decide between The Parent Trap, Little Women, and Hook. Good thing they’re my favourite movies AND also award winning smart person movies ☺️