Mike Wallis

Stay well, feel as positive as you can. Today we get 9:26:21 of daylight. Tomorrow we get 4m30s more than today. If you can, take a stroll, breathe some air, get some light on your face. #daylightbot

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.

Current view at the fire tower.
Photo credit: Ashley Harris
#BM100

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 07:42:04, will set at 17:12:21 and daylight lasts for 9:21:53 #daylightbot

washoping someone would post this.

Dishoom Inspired Paneer Ruby recipe A vegetarian version of Dishoom's Chicken Ruby using paneer.

paneer makhani: hotcooking.co.uk/recipes/dish... (I like that sauce but I only use one type of cardamom and leave out either the sugar or the honey, throw some frozen peas in for greenery)

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 4m26s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 4m28s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

Disappointed girlfriend meme:

red dress: frog toxin
boyfriend: airport thriller authors
girlfriend: polonium

(also works if girlfriend is shellfish neurotoxin, ricin or cyanide)

I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 9:13:00, and tomorrow we get 4m25s more! #daylightbot

I don't think I do, but if you know any beekeepers with epilepsy then please wish them a happy Valentine's day. Also, if you're prone to fainting then I wish you ditto.

May your roses be the colour you wish them to be.

Qapla' Shaidharov!

previous routines include one based on The Matrix, and another using the version of Take On Me from The Last of Us, for goodness' sake.

Happy Valentine's day, folks. Here's my favorite story about the nerd and the honeypot.

who makes one routine fron Dune, and another from Fifth Element, and then wins gold? Someone who understand Qapla', that's who.

just in caer you need this, it turns out Kaz really likes their scifi films.

From the FigureSkating community on Reddit: 2026 Olympic Winter Games—Mikhail Shaidorov FS Posted by crimsongold28002 - 87 votes and 20 comments

But you can find it here:
www.reddit.com/r/FigureSkat...

that dude *likes* scifi films! thank you for this

it should have been on the red button - they started showing the performances but skipped to ice hockey instead.

where did you watch it? looks like auntie completely missed it, because ice hockey.

schrodinger's ice dance

I should say that I love the shade of teal on Kaz flag, btw.

show us the Kaz performance, beeb.

Oh my STARS

Good lord, the Dune routine guy from Kaz might take this.

Alt text: (sorry) a yellow cartoon dog bounding across a very sparsely drawn sward.

Post an image you can hear.

This was, not joking, the view from my desk. I will find out what my new view will be in a month.