Mike Wallis

As pointed out by @pete23.com tomorrow is John Cage day in the Central Belt. #daylightbot

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 4m32s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 4m33s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

New event at the Winters: ski mountaineering. Participants are as daft as brushes and I would love to GIAG*.

*I have never put on a pair of skis in my life and would definitely break something if I did.

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 9:35:23 which is 4m32s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 9:30:51 which is 4m30s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

YouTube video by Mashable John Oliver & Cookie Monster Out-Takes

I am going to sleep, and you should too, but if you're not quite ready and would like a little joy to help you toggle between The Living Nightmare and Sweet Dreams, I cannot possibly recommend this video highly enough:

Partial Solar Eclipse from space. SUVI GOES 19
17.2.26

www.ssec.wisc.edu/data/geo/#/a...

YouTube video by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER ITS TRUE, I am the 2026 U.K. Eurovision entry 🤣

Well, Sam's an interesting choice for Eurovision. I have really enjoyed his stuff for a few years - the THX deep note on the oscilloscope array is incredibly satisfying - but it can be a bit niche. youtu.be/TLOcas01wGc?...

Stay well, feel as positive as you can. Today we get 9:26:21 of daylight. Tomorrow we get 4m30s more than today. If you can, take a stroll, breathe some air, get some light on your face. #daylightbot

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.

Current view at the fire tower.
Photo credit: Ashley Harris
#BM100

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 07:42:04, will set at 17:12:21 and daylight lasts for 9:21:53 #daylightbot

washoping someone would post this.

Dishoom Inspired Paneer Ruby recipe A vegetarian version of Dishoom's Chicken Ruby using paneer.

paneer makhani: hotcooking.co.uk/recipes/dish... (I like that sauce but I only use one type of cardamom and leave out either the sugar or the honey, throw some frozen peas in for greenery)

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 4m26s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 4m28s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

Disappointed girlfriend meme:

red dress: frog toxin
boyfriend: airport thriller authors
girlfriend: polonium

(also works if girlfriend is shellfish neurotoxin, ricin or cyanide)

I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 9:13:00, and tomorrow we get 4m25s more! #daylightbot

I don't think I do, but if you know any beekeepers with epilepsy then please wish them a happy Valentine's day. Also, if you're prone to fainting then I wish you ditto.

May your roses be the colour you wish them to be.

Qapla' Shaidharov!

previous routines include one based on The Matrix, and another using the version of Take On Me from The Last of Us, for goodness' sake.

Happy Valentine's day, folks. Here's my favorite story about the nerd and the honeypot.

who makes one routine fron Dune, and another from Fifth Element, and then wins gold? Someone who understand Qapla', that's who.

just in caer you need this, it turns out Kaz really likes their scifi films.

From the FigureSkating community on Reddit: 2026 Olympic Winter Games—Mikhail Shaidorov FS Posted by crimsongold28002 - 87 votes and 20 comments

But you can find it here:
www.reddit.com/r/FigureSkat...

that dude *likes* scifi films! thank you for this

it should have been on the red button - they started showing the performances but skipped to ice hockey instead.