Lewis Prime

There’s always an ugly guy with a lesbian girlfriend

Rocco Baldelli: "Pablo's got a big strong behind. I think he can handle taking a line drive off of that thing." #MNTwins

Completely different but Ancient Civilisations of North America with Edwin Barnhart is a BANGER, highly recommend

I threw him into the pit at first but he came back to keep basically crowdkilling people who were at most pogoing on the side. Good thing he weighed basically nothing and had no balance to speak of cause I had to DRAG him out to the fence by security

Had to physically pull some kid out of the pit today because he was so off his head that he seemed to think it was okay to repeatedly slam his elbows in the face of a bunch of people who were just standing there abd asked him to stop. Wtf man

Why is the Radio France app trying to age regress me

kick-ass yellow shirts that say DAY BASEBALL.

Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.

Tonight’s Jazzafip segued out with Reality from La Boum which made me realise that despite it being the ultimate slow-dancing song in Europe it’s basically unknown in the anglosphere. Which is soooo fucked up

The world is just a big place filled with people who know your name but whose name you don’t know

The Canadian tourists have landed in Glasgow and are wearing tasteful blue jays hat

Guy at the Singin’ in the Rain showing wearing a Singin’ in the Rain cap. On brand

What testosterone and full control over the fridge does to a mf

Pink as a gammon because I was late and pedalling like mad #assimilation

When I hear the words “the earthen architecture of the Hopewell civilisation” I ALWAYS go wild like I’m at a rock n roll concert

A coworker spotted me in the wild and snapped this paparazzi shot

John Kruk on a text from one of the sons of broadcast partner Tom McCarthy: "I don't care what he eats. Since he's a Mets' fan, I hope he chokes a little bit. But since he's your son, I hope it's not fatal." "Thank you, John."

the Phillies won, but I'm afraid T-Mac touched the Palantir. they are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones. we do not know who else may be watching.

T-Mac is still explaining it all to Kruk.

My subconscious decided to serve up a very detailed and realistic getting together romance dream with the loser coworker I’m pining for so I guess that’s just hiw my day is going to go

When nobody got me I know the Great Courses got me

CHASE UTLEY TYPE SILVER FOX EVENT

⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️DILF AT THE CLIMBING GYM‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️

I 💖 Spring

For May Day I am lying in bed until 1pm #workersrights

Ezra Poundshop if you will

Crazy what a pair of penny loafers can do to an outfit. All of a sudden I’m in a Donna Tartt novel

At first glance I thought this was a beautiful lesbian or perhaps winona ryder. but turns out it’s an f1 guy (derogatory)

I know my cobbler well enough now that he just gave me a cheeky free repair on my shitty shoes…. My king

For the past month and a half I’ve been making these chocolate sweet rolls every couple of weeks and they’re insane good

Unrelated MASH screenshot redraw be upon ye