hannah

y'know what sounds really good right now? an egg bagel. it's been too long since I've had one of those.

brb asking my publisher for an edition of Because Internet that makes the dialup screech as you open it, like a novelty birthday card, and gradually heats up the longer you read it

as long as you don't change your profile pic and display name at the same time i think you should be fine!

i'm very miffed!

i woke up 20 minutes before my alarm :( 20 minutes of sleep i won't be able to get back :(

omg, k/s? never shipped before?! i'm friggin cackling

Everyone makes this mistake, they think it was the hair. Wrong. It's the cheese. You control white people with cheese.

Support has slowed down a ton but this is a tangible way to help:

Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that their...

If support stops, that’s not one family but six & a camp going without 🚨

I hope you can sit with the impact you’ve had on H & his toddlers; keeping them housed since January has meant a little bit of safety, dignity, health.

211/1500 by Saturday.

this is not the most Jewish thing I've ever said, but I feel like it still ranks pretty high on the list

yeah, that sounds like something that should be avoided!!

🎉🎊🎉 YAY BRAIN MEDS!!!

sometimes I want a text of the rabbi's sermons because I really like what he said...and sometimes I want a text of the rabbi's sermon so I can argue against all of his points and make sure I don't skip any.

THREE DAYS PAST DUE! NOTHING RECEIVED YET!

PLEASE HELP/BOOST!

AT BARE MINIMUM I NEED $400 TODAY (OCT 1)

(10PM UPDATE)

Currently waiting on SSDI Appeal with zero income. linktr.ee/jskylerinc

Anything helps! 🙏🏿 #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

Iridescent black bird perched on the edge of a concrete bird bath with beak pointed up and bright yellow eyes glowing beneath. Background is green bokeh.

Weirdo
#birds

yom kippur begins at sundown, and one of the questions i will be sitting with during my fast is, “what does it mean to uphold justice as a member of the jewish diaspora, while a genocide is carried out in my name and against my will in a part of the world i have never visited?”

I really liked this!

Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that their...

Help still needed ‼️ please share!

Thank you for your help with the evacuation drive, but we don’t stop here. We’ve committed to bringing these families weekly help, and they are newly displaced without food, blankets, and more.

211/1500 by Saturday. chuffed.org/project/hope...

#signalboost

Comic. PERSON 1 to person with white hat: I finished all the gen-ed back in 2010, and I’m up to the 400-level courses in most departments. But now one of my advisors is saying I “can’t have more than 20 majors” and “need to graduate next year.” It’s outrageous! [caption] My university is making it really hard to finish a 100% all achievements speedrun.

100% All Achievements

xkcd.com/3148/

Remember: God is a messy bitch and we are made in God’s image.

i wish i could share these via internet! the peanut butter bars are so good--they're my all-time favorite dessert ever. they're like 20x better than reeses

Witness to the Hellfire of Genocide I didn’t write this to make you cry.Not for you to tell me: “Poor you.”I write this so I can hang these words around your neck—to make you bear the responsibility of my perspective,the responsibility ...

Today is the release day of Gazan physics student Wasim Said's memoir of life under the genocide. 🧪

You should grab a copy. #BookSky

1804books.com/products/wit...

I'm a bit tempted to make another apple cake this afternoon for tomorrow evening, but considering my pain levels from last night I suspect the smarter choice is to not.

cake is for tonight, peanut butter bars are for break-fast tomorrow night.

and I'm very glad I made the peanut butter bars first bc I sliced my finger on the (unfortunately dull) apple peeler and needed a steristrip or two.

a square 8 by 8 inch pan with a cake covered in baked apple slices and a browned sugar caramel coating.

a jelly roll pan of chocolate-covered peanut butter bars, sliced into squares, on a kitchen countertop.

results of last night's kitchen adventures: apple cake cockaigne and chocolate peanut butter bars.

🍜🍽

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

I hope it goes smoothly, does what it needs to, and that you have a quick, complete, and hassle-free recovery!

Rain Boots On from Marian Call Live Stream from Marian Call.

Friends in other time zones -- I have an online concert coming up later this month, and you're invited! mariancall.bandcamp.com/merch/rain-b...

It goes down Sunday night in the EU/UK, or you can watch anytime after the livestream for 48 hours. I just played through the set, and it's a great one.