Elizaveta Shtoff

When your PI waited till 9 PM to see your western, but you didn’t get the over expression and now feel like a cheater :))

04.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you think Nanodrop is delusional, but your PI says it’s just your lucky day

30.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was working on a home assignment and asked ChatGPT to provide the sources for a certain mechanism (proton motive force driving an efflux pump tbp). Three top “papers” from Nature and Asm had broken links, and googling the headers brought ZERO results. Scientific prodigy, my aunt Fanny

15.07.2025 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

- Excuse me, professor, where is the spectrophotometer, I know it’s in one of your labs, but don’t remember, which one?
- You know, I honestly have no idea, - replies thoughtfully professor M., a renown scientist and polymath

11.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you are a biologist, but still able to recognize a physics conference poster on a train

10.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good setup for a horror movie, as well ;)

07.07.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The faculty and the university campus look like a fairy tale at night time. And, honestly, this IS where magic happens

07.07.2025 08:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has some early livejournal vibe (which is good, I think?). Also, not a fruit of poisonous tree :))

25.02.2025 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0