Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it

Categorically not a haunted house as there are no ghosts, otherwise since they are not owners of the house and can leave at any time it'd be a Hill House

I don't care how esoteric this is, it is the god damn truth

who at Amazon do I need to get in front of my three page treatment for Double-O Babies in License to Cry?

if people could shed their skin like a snake, what kind of recipes would there be for it?

Calvin's Dad: Watching The Shining? I'll show you something interesting. There are two types of haunted houses. Amityvilles, where a family gets stuck with a house they bought, and Hill Houses, where a group of strangers are there by invitation. Calvin: Yeah... Calvin's Dad: The Shining? Amityville. Hell House? Hill House. Paranormal Activity? Amityvilles. Mike Flanagan's The Haunting of Hill House, despite being an adaptation of Hill House, is actually an Amityville.

innocente compleanno ragazzo

me: *wandering the aisles in a robe and no shoes, wailing loudly and eerily, knocking things down*
store security: that guy who thinks he's a ghost is back
me: *spits green jello on the ground*
security:
me:
me: ectoplasm

It's a conspiracy

I'm innocente

Arancini (fried balls of cheese and risotto), it was a Sicilian place

you know I am wallowing in it tonight

italian antipasto plate

garlic bread triangles

nut crusted tuna in roasted red pepper sauce with garlic and olive oil spaghetti

found a hole in the wall italian restaurant whose name literally translates to "my restaurant" so, naturally I had to try it

I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel 😔 Forgive me.

White-Fronted Bee Eater standing on a tree branch by a small hole in a rock

it is facing a different way

rock wall full of holes

This is my hole! It was made for me!

He's the perfect television personality

Do you think turtles could recognize art of themselves? And if so like, at what level of abstraction, going from photo realistic down to iconography

I taught high school just shy of four years, and I had to reiterate (quietly) a few times, "We get along, but we're not friends. I have friends, they're my age. You'll see what I mean."

This exactly. I have taught many ages of kids as an adult, including when I was in my late teens-20s, and they were clearly *kids*, even when the age difference was only a few years.

well. well, yes

I mean that ranch has clearly broken, but I'd go to town on some cottage cheese curds that big. Gimme some crushed pineapple I'm omw

ACCURATE

most excellent

I can attest to their quality altho I cannot show you my current collection as they are on a boat heading to Italy for the next few months

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Lately I've been in the mood for some Pokemon Gen 2 romhacks. Anyone have any good reccomendations?

"he doesn't have a favorite" obvious bullshit, it's Dewey. but would he pay more for Louie?

Hypothetically. If one were to kidnap one of the nephews. Which one would Scrooge McDuck pay the most for in ransom?

it's wild seeing that Donald Faison is still 30 but Zach Braff is 78 years old

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This painstakingly detailed account of a nightmare experience working with Google feels worth honoring with a read. So unprofessional and disrespectful of Google.

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