🎃 𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟

Title: “ADHD conversations” Subtitle 1: Hyperactive Speech bubble to left looks frantic and says “rapid speech.” Bullets to the right read: excessive talking, speaks very quickly, gets off topic often, unintentionally loud, rambling, tangents, fidgets while being spoken to. Subtitle 2: Impulsive Speech bubble to left is cutting off someone else and reads “interrupting.” Bullets to the right read: Blurts out answers, impatient waiting for turn, lack of filter, quick emotional responses, inappropriate over-sharing, may unintentionally dominate conversations. Subtitle 3: Inattentive Speech bubble to left looks dreamy and says “zoning out.” Bullets to the right read: struggles to pay attention, becomes bored easily, forgets details, appears to ignore others, needs things to be repeated, distracted by background noise or external stimuli.

Groundskeeper Willie in a meme where Principal Skinner notes that metalheads sure are a contentious people

I'm so glad I never encounter anything like this

I was born too soon. I could gave been a functioning alcoholic in the 50s/60s.

'Severely Lifeless' 🤣🤣🤣

Jovus, 35 years!

Hearty congratulations to its current (and longest-serving) editor Matt Smith, launch editor Steve MacManus, plus John Wagner and the late Alan Grant who helped shape its start.

Honoured to be there at the start, and to have stuck around for the first decade of the Megazine.

A tiny little rat figure at the bottom of a page tells: “I AM NOT A FLY ON THE WALL IN THE ROOMS OF POWER (I AM A RAT WITH RAT THINGS TO DO) SO I DON’T KNOW THIS FOR CERTAIN. BUT I AM PRETTY FUCKING AURE A LOT OF THE BULLSHIT CHOICES - MADE FOR SHORT TERM GAINS AND GREED - THAT HAVE LED US TO THIS COLLECTIVE HELL WERE NOT ACTUALLY THE ONLY OPTION. THIS DISGUSTS ME.” Little rat is clearly quite irritated.

Right. Sketchbooking done for now. Time to go do the nice drawing.

As a non-clinical NHS worker I can confirm - your team are the only thing that keeps your head above the shit.

It's like something from a dystopian sci-fi comic.

Yep. The way I see it is, we feel shit because we live under end-stage capitalism, but we're encouraged to understand this as a symptom of our personal failure to thrive. We're not supposed to feel our prospects have been stolen and banked by the billionaires.

Re-Nationalize Vacination Now.

YouTube video by Werewolves - Topic The Enshittification

The concept has reached horrible Australian death metal, too youtu.be/9w00gufm8bQ?...

so, it's not a good idea to like, for example, put this binbag of leftover bullets, dodgy vapes and aerosol cans down a waste disposal chute? damn, everyday's a schoolday.

Starmers' real Britain bullcrap

My version: putting acup over a spider, bread ends in the fridge, hoovering before you go on holiday, the lawn, damp, boiling eggs, the big issue, spice, vaginally thrush, tyre pressure, 20% of goats, a plastic bag with bananas in, coal. That's the real Britain.

Yep. In the UK we saw the blackshirts off at Cable Street and routinely threw bricks at Moseley wherever we went to spread fascism. There are always more of us than there are of them. We have to show that this is true.

In the thirties it was the working class who chased off Mosely and his officer-class fascist henchmen.

Yeah, you wouldn't be here if this dude hadn't demonstrated his loyalty to people rather than Generals.

A creamy mug of black coffee. It's only got FUCKING SALT IN IT!

It works! I knew there had to be a point to all this internet bullshit. Thank you so much, I'm literally buzzing and now that looks unlikely to change anytime soon.

back in a bit, I need to put the kettle on

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? If this works...

It was bollocks as a concept, never gonna get off the ground, but if we waved goodbye to the hardcore bible punchers it would have have demonstrably made the world a better place.

Yeah, seeing as the rapture never happened this Now probably is endless.

The future seems to have gradually melted away over the last 30 years. I'm not really sure what we have instead.

It's just a shame they're fucking up near future speculative fiction, which shouldn't be possible if you think about it.

Farage vows to scrap indefinite leave to remain, placing thousands at risk of deportation Reform UK plans to force non-citizens to apply for visas with high salary thresholds and no access to NHS services

Thousands of Londoners have indefinite leave to remain.

They have legal rights and are our friends, neighbours and colleagues, contributing hugely to our city.

Threatening to deport people living and working here legally is unacceptable.

christ alive I hate going on holiday. I usually enjoy being on holiday, but my god going is pure shite.

It's a story as old as time, thinking of Ricky Hatton's struggles. We should do better now.

metal as fuck

no new pictures where are you at mentally:

we never asked for any of this

That's Metal AF.