Marie Colette

My dog doesn’t like E.LO. Should I put her up for adoption?

The music of James Taylor makes me feel so instantly physically violent.

Hey Marc Bolan, just go fuck a car already.

My dad is the monopoly guy and I still can’t afford this.

The requirements to rent a $1,300 300 sq ft studio apartment in East Hollywood right now.

I would HAPPILY kneel before both Terence Stamp and Michael Shannon.

I don’t care how much makeup you pretend not to wear anymore. That shit is unforgivable.

PAMELA ANDERSON VOLUNTARILY MARRIED KID ROCK.

Calm down folks, my dad will definitely body slam Hulk Hogan in hell.

I accidentally looked at a post for more than 3 seconds and now my entire timeline is 9000 more of it.

Robbie.
Robbie………………
Robbie. Babe, no.

I’m not usually an overly sensitive or dramatic person, but that Robbie Williams monkey movie was one of the worst things that’s ever happened to me.

NO

Nicole Kidman is the second scariest giant spider native to Australia.

Wrong. Jerri loves needles.

Big Taco fan over here

A four panel meme, featuring John Connor talking to The Terminator, from Terminator 2 John: Wait a second, you’re saying you’re from the future? Terminator: Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let’s think about the answer…hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically, I’m from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you’d like to know? John - stares blankly Terminator: I’m sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is 3

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

Yep. We only had 3 boys in our class.

We did. Small town Minnesota elementary school in the 90’s.

Sign me up!

han solo left Chewbacca in the spaceship on a hot day and he died

We all died from covid in 2020 and this is hell.

The theme for “your friends and neighbors” is the worst song ever. Is that Jon Hamm singing?

‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ Gets 4K Remaster and New Logo for 50th Anniversary (EXCLUSIVE) 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' 50th anniversary includes a 4K remastered Blu-ray and a new logo.

Wow, good on Disney for doing what seems like a proper ROCKY HORROR restoration for its 50th anniversary… variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I needed this thank you

Australians call China “Chiner”.

I heard there was something called “Marie’s Disease” so I looked it up and it sounds just about right to me 😉😉

I swear to god my nutritionist told me to eat more hot dogs and fish sticks.