Andy Germuga

If beloved clown Bill Irwin shows up in something you better believe I will say “Beloved clown Bill Irwin?” out loud

From where?

And Carol is the villain.

I'm hung up on a Garbage Plate as "street food" it is far too unwieldy to consume on the street!

I am very skeptical that that Bond story is real given the only named source in it is some guy who is like "I've never been asked to work on the movies"

This got me to unsubscribe from the mailing list.

The HVAC Technicians time is here!

YouTube video by SearchlightPictures THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE | Official Teaser | Searchlight Pictures

You best start learning the ANN LEE CHANT now, it's gonna be everywhere this holiday season.

Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.

Has Kim Kardashian ever seen a Naomi Watts movie? The answer is no, right?

Tilda Swinton and Julianne Moore stand at a kitchen counter. The fruit looks delicious.

And the coveted PALME D'OLLIE

goes to

THE ROOM NEXT DOOR, directed by Pedro Almodóvar

Hitoshi Omika carries Ryo Nishikawa on his back in a walk through snowy woods in Evil Does Not Exist.

The GRAND PRIX

is presented to

EVIL DOES NOT EXIST, directed by Ryusuke Hamaguchi*

*full disclosure: Friend of the Show

Chris Hemsworth in a scene from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga.

The JURY PRIZE

is presented to

FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA, directed by George Miller

Mike Leigh directs a scene in Hard Truths with Marianne Jean-Baptiste, other crew members are smiling.

RaMell Ross wears a white shirt and ballcap while holding his fingers up to his mouth in a field while directing Nickel Boys.

BEST DIRECTOR

in a surprising TIE

goes to

MIKE LEIGH for HARD TRUTHS and RAMELL ROSS for NICKEL BOYS

(Special mention for the the latter's above average height)

Justice Smith sits on a couch in I Saw The TV Glow

Sebastian Stan looks unhappy sitting in a booth at a bar in A Different Man

LEADING ACTOR (2 awards)

goes to

JUSTICE SMITH for I SAW THE TV GLOW and SEBASTIAN STAN for A DIFFERENT MAN

Sophie Okonedo stands in front of greens wearing glasses in the film Janet Planet

Maria Dizzia looks down at a Christmas Village in the film Christmas Eve in Miller's Point

SUPPORTING ACTOR (2 awards)

goes to

SOPHIE OKONEDO for JANET PLANET and MARIA DIZZIA for CHRISTMAS EVE IN MILLER'S POINT

Screenshot from His Three Daughters. Natasha Lyonne, Elizabeth Olsen, and Carrie Coon sit at a kitchen table looking slightly left of camera.

BEST SCREENPLAY

goes to

AZAZEL JACOBS for HIS THREE DAUGHTERS

Brady Corbet looks at a monitor while dressed in warm clothes outdoors, surrounded by other film crew members.

The DIANA NYAD MEMORIAL AWARD FOR DOING THE THING

goes to

BRADY CORBET for THE BRUTALIST

Also nominated: Daniel Baldwin, general; Tim Burton, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

It's been a month and a half since we in the most timely fashion decided our awards for 2024 in film. Would you like to see the winners in threaded social media post form?

Took them so long to renew it the show is now going to be titled "Senior Citizens" heyoooooooooo!

Revive Pajama Game!

Please someone write a new song with a rhyme half as delightful as “it rocks my whole solar plexus, it’s bigger than Texas”

There is a camera in the theater that zooms in on each individual creative team member present which is projected on the screen. It is a totally artificial measurement.

It disgusts me that all the sports seasons overlap now. Sloppy. Weakens all of them. Makes fools of us all. Scripture tells us to every season and such

Kathy Bates as Matlock sits with a blindfold and a drumstick of fried chicken in each hand.

Absolutely losing it over this Marion Cotillard Line Delivery from the latest #TheMorningShow

Why would I want some nice flower on my body.

My "I would absolutely never get a tattoo" stock has never been higher.

I loved Kathryn Bigelow's A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE, a film that a lot of people seem to be interpreting as a fantasy (read: propaganda) of American power and competence, when in fact it is the exact opposite of that. www.vulture.com/article/revi...