@portion-police.bsky.social
Pedantic Lancastrian. Favourite wife. Adoptive mum to a tortoise and a Yeti. LFC/Shrimps. Appreciates alliteration.
@bwhelan17.bsky.social Not stalking you, honest!
11.06.2025 17:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Just for youโฆ
A puntastic birthday card recently sent to the husband, and a charming illustration by a talented friend (spot the tort!)โฆ
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Much munching of lovely lambโs lettuce latelyโฆ! #TortoiseWeather
02.05.2025 15:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My shelly pal Lenny had a fab time today: out in the warm sunshine from 10am, then I fetched him his very own log! Wood you believe it? Here he is, braving scaling its north faceโฆ
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social
Nevertheless, let us hope her political career dries up.
02.04.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Turns out that Marine Le Pen isnโt a biro that works underwater. My bad.
01.04.2025 10:25 โ ๐ 157 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
Somebody is definitely into his grub today! ๐ฅฌ๐
16.03.2025 10:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Better late than never, hereโs You Know Who enjoying his first fresh air and sunshine of the year, last weekโฆ
12.03.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You were right, Sophie: it didnโt last. THIRD eh?!
17.02.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Toon were Marmoulised!
17.02.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That is not a meal. That is a culinary (and potential coronary) catastrophe cloaked in cardboard.
17.02.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Adding boiling water to a jar? Cracking ideaโฆ
17.02.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Get your plates of meat orf my, erโฆ?
17.02.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0AbdoulNO!!!!!!!!! Doucoure
17.02.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs very popular in Lancaster (and Lincoln and, er, Blenheim).
17.02.2025 17:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mike the Meat is lame anyway. Mike should have been a bicycle (or tricycle) repair man. Or changed his name to Peteโฆ
17.02.2025 17:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But he might be a horse(meat) whispererโฆ
17.02.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pie and mask. You can get it everywhere, sillyโฆ
17.02.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And very fluffy/strokableโฆ!
16.02.2025 20:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Look what we got ourselves for Valentineโsโฆ! A Steiff โSloโ Schildkrรถte. Heโs called Benny = B(ig L)enny. Cute, huh?
16.02.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Each to their own, I guessโฆ :-s
16.02.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fair.
16.02.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Butโฆ butโฆ you have no custard. Is everything OK?
16.02.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Admirable alliteration!
28.01.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Aware that you like all matters tortoise, I thought youโd like to see this festive felt tort, which talented relative Annette made for our Christmas tree. She even included some lovely lettuce!๐๐ข๐
04.01.2025 15:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Does it have cumin?
04.01.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fabulous furriness!
03.01.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Or, a warty amphibian who delivers the post: postmantoad?
02.01.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0OK, tortsplainer; whatโs a portmantortle then?
PS: Happy new year! I keep forgetting the check in hereโฆ soz. :o(
More of this, please!
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