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honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird

Does it really count as adding depth if they're DFAing Criswell?

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Does this mean we're gonna see some Worf hog?

If there was ever anyone who needed to just sit one out....

They had to have done this entirely through some kind of automation with no one checking its work because it'd take effort for a real person to fuck it up this badly

While I agree that this guy's a dumbass for being shocked that the Plagiarism Machine just regurgitated what he put into it back at him, if this results in a mass movement to take ChatGPT behind the woodshed and beat it to death with hammers, well that wouldn't really be a bad thing.

He's so healthy and normal they keep testing everything about him just to marvel at how healthy and normal he is

In May 2024, the company announced that it had raised $70 million across two funding rounds.[8] These rounds included investments from Vitalik Buterin, the co-founder of Ethereum, and Founders Fund, a venture capital firm founded by Peter Thiel.[3]

Dammit, wrong shithead

Without looking it up I'm guessing it was the Humpty Dumpty looking asshole himself.

It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”

It follows the populist framework of correctly pointing out a problem but incorrectly assigning a cause and an overly simple and cruel "solution"

Is he holding a detonator?

Good morning

"Can one of you just pass the fucking green beans already?"

IT IS THE NINETIES AND THERE IS TIME FOR... KLAX (TM)

The great thing about Klax is that no matter when you play it, it's always the 90s

I'm not reading it. Not even the teaser part that's not behind a paywall. Neither you nor anyone else can make me. I am choosing to value my sanity for once.

Wizards might give them a run for their money tbh

I can only complain about this so much because "getting paid outrageously to say whatever stupid shit comes to mind to dumbasses" is a dream job, tbh

Surely we'll see this headline today

"people hiding their identities online is a big part of why these spaces are so toxic"

Brother have you ever logged on to facebook dot com?

The torment nexus tweet really is evergreen

That's...a move

They're doing great

oh yeah this too.

Ah I see my hyper-local haute cuisine is making the rounds on Bluesky

Behold

Sportsjournalists.com Add article description Sportsjournalists.com is an Internet forum frequented by journalists who cover sports. In 2006, it was named one of the best non-corporate sports web sites by Sports Illustrated.[1] The forum has been directly involved in several sports journalism controversies: Michael Gee, a former columnist for the Boston Herald, was fired from a teaching job at Boston University after describing one of his students on Sportsjournalists.com as "incredibly hot"[2]

I didn't recognize the name (surprisingly), but one of the first results on a quick Google search yielded this.

Cowabunga duuuuuuuudes

I would be shocked if anyone in that band had remotely comprehensible politics