Giant Space Ants

I thought maybe the words would be in there somewhere but their meaning misrepresented, but... nope. Just fully made up.

To be fair, it is consistent with their longstanding "once they're out of the womb, fuck 'em" policy

Even as a person who regularly wears suits for work, I still don't want to wear one on a plane

I always say "hop in the shower," but I've never once actually hopped into that thing.

There can't be very many people who think Napolean Dynamite is better than Blazing Saddles, but apparently they all work at Variety

How could cable news resist giving airtime to a guy who looks like Gollum and sounds like Foghorn Leghorn?

"Hit 'em with the drop, Trotsky"

Kendrick may have accused Drake of liking 'em young, but he never went so far as to call him a crooked jerky jockey or nasty wasty skunk. Gotta give this one to Seuss.

YouTube video by djsteveporter DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"

I can't see the guy without this early YouTube classic running through my head

If I see any cola wars, I'm out of here

Should've allowed "Come Together" as an alt

Has he elaborated on how they met in the first place? I'd assume a 53 year old guy wasn't just hanging out with teenagers

I'm frequently torn between "is my vision getting worse?" and "are everyone's headlights just bright as fuck now?" as the cause of my discomfort driving at night, and I suspect it might be both

From The Washington Post:
The concentration of wealth among the richest Americans is unlike anything in history — and so is billionaires’ influence in politics.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

Okay that does look worse than what I'd been picturing in my head

Cruz is never gonna be president, but nice to see the primary season infighting starting early

This is a book I acquired as a gift like 10 years ago and never actually got around to reading. And now I don't have to!

A small price to pay for that Laurel Canyon sound

Why does Comey not simply eat the other attorneys?

Aside from everything else (a big aside!), he's about to turn 71. Just retire, dude!

The soundtrack album also absolutely rules

An ominous gloomy castle up a perilous incline is surrounded by dead trees. A thunderstorm rages overhead. A sign reads "Republican Party Headquarters."

It's that trademark Simpsons subtlety

Man Getting Hit by Football

This is an argument for arresting literally anyone/everyone

Clippy

Everything is Clippy now

Feels like maybe they should have played the game the way SCOTUS does and sat on this for a few more weeks to compress the timeline

I really doubt the higher courts would let it happen, but it would be very funny if Texas gets blocked and California goes through

Yeah but those aren't the kids they care about