@sirpepe.bsky.social
Shitposting about vanilla #webdev. Also there's cat pictures and bursts of travel. Reading web technology specs and doing training/consulting on said web technologies. Also at @sir_pepe@mastodon.social
Cranberry cake 😍
Now excuse me while I get my calories back
09.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flat calm at the Kiel canal
Eiderkanalschleuse
More flat calm with a red cargo ship in the hazy distance
Green cargo ship on the canal, with another ship following right behind
Failed to photograph an adorable kingfisher on the #kiel canal today. Here's some boats and scenery instead.
09.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
wind turbines look absolutely majestic and I refuse to entertain any other opinion on the matter
07.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0What's worse: no documentation or AI-generated documentation?
#webdev
TodePond/GulfOfMexico
"Gulf of Mexico is a perfect programming language."
👉
github.com/TodePond/Gul...
Compiling the core of code.movie plus all the language modules with code splitting (via esbuild) yields about 977.2 kb of JS in total. Without code splitting? 5.3 mb 🤯
07.11.2025 09:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cycling Alone from the UK to China: 10,000 km in 90 days
👉 youtube.com/watch?v=MdgH...
Ready for some #CSS gore? Turns out keyframe names can be strings, which means...
#webdev
Drei Workshops, dreimal 5 von 5 Punkten von allen Kategorien 💪
06.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ready for some #CSS gore? Turns out keyframe names can be strings, which means...
#webdev
Left panel: multiple US marines strain to lift a log over their heads Right panel: Babushka carrying a giant log like it's nothing
#Fullstack #TypeScript developers vs. #vanilla #webdev ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
05.11.2025 14:28 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Left panel: multiple US marines strain to lift a log over their heads Right panel: Babushka carrying a giant log like it's nothing
#Fullstack #TypeScript developers vs. #vanilla #webdev ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
05.11.2025 14:28 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Math.sumPrecise() is neat #javascript #webdev
05.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling like your project is an inadequate, janky mess? Just open YouTube Music to be cured instantly!
05.11.2025 09:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Code.Movie 0.0.36: Customizable #javascript globals and many minor improvements!
📜 Blog post: code.movie/blog/customi...
📦 NPM package: www.npmjs.com/package/@cod...
Code.Movie 0.0.36: Customizable #javascript globals and many minor improvements!
📜 Blog post: code.movie/blog/customi...
📦 NPM package: www.npmjs.com/package/@cod...
Revision 687: Valides HTML, mehr als Liebhaberei? workingdraft.de/687/ mit @meiert.com
04.11.2025 06:32 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A pot of onion soup with parsley on top
Too hungover for web development === the proper headspace for overengineering onion soup.
03.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three cats loafing on a grey sofa, looking entirely unimpressed
Missed posting the picture summing up my widely, enthusiastically celebrated return home last evening 🤪
30.10.2025 07:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
29.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 1507 🔁 289 💬 10 📌 12
Kiel central station
29.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Red electric locomotive, looking just as old and dirty as the rest of Hamburg central station
Display showing the upcoming departure of RE70 to Kiel. Photographed through a somewhat dirty train window.
Hamburg! My train is on time, but the replacement for the replacement for my original connection is not. Time to pivot to the marginally slower regional service that SHOULD not yet be overrun by commuters.
29.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Some months I get significantly more useful work done here than in my actual office.
29.10.2025 11:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
S-Bahn EMU arriving at an underground station
Alright, back to Kiel. I'm way too early - thanks DST!
29.10.2025 08:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Patreon's exit survey needs a “guy turned out to be a sneaky piece of garbage” option.
28.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
... and a final live coding extravaganza for good measure!
28.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
And now something completely different:
28.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Revision 686: Neues in den Browsern workingdraft.de/686/
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vite-plugin-use-golang
👉 www.npmjs.com/package/vite...
"Drop "use golang" at the top of a JS file, write Go code, and Vite compiles it to WASM. The compiled functions show up on window like any other JavaScript function. It's absurd, but it's real."
#webdev
Today, as part of the IJS Fullstack Day I get to rant about web workers and stuff!
27.10.2025 10:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
