von.

Elect a felon,
expect crimes.

Need that relief catcher

It’s a me! Mario’s little ragazzo!
If you vote for me we can turn this town into the pope’s doma. Ma ma mia pizza!

Sorry, since this is already the correct choice I’m going to advance 10 years and say 1999.

That sounds cool AF

Yeah, and just few of them. Swedish Americans, all decedents from a single immigrant from 1910ish that only had two boys to begin with. So very small family and 2nd cousins play the part of uncles.

it's a good time to donate to your local food bank, babies! hearing everyone is getting absolutely cleaned out

Shoot I’m mid 40s and call my dad’s cousin my uncle.

I see you don’t care about Maduro’s crimes against humanity while you criticize the holy sacred super race nation. Whataboutism much?

Whap wop 📯🥴

It’s inconsequential but I do enjoy seeing these types of comments in the wild.

Temporary Mariners fan going back to being Hawks fan. News at 11.

a cartoon of three police officers standing next to each other with one saying " there you have it boys case closed " ALT: a cartoon of three police officers standing next to each other with one saying " there you have it boys case closed "

The Paris police.

Caught the Black Elvis tour back in the day. It was choice.

I would simply have my Airforce drop the poop bombs if I were king.

*turns on real to real tape recorder *

So what are yall dressing up as for No-Kings day?

Pakman?

For us Palestinians there has not been a liberalism on offer.

Doo woo drive through shakshuka

My triptiq for the weekend

Very funny that baseball fans are mad about there being too much baseball tonite

Penalty kicks like how they end Soccer games if it’s still tied after extra time

When does this thing just go into PKs?

I think the last Iran volley exposed a lot of their missile defense weaknesses (relatively speaking). They are probably there for reasons related to that. If the Netanyahu government is hitting a dead end in Gaza, hence this “deal” why wouldn’t they turn to destabilizing Iran as their raison d'être?

As soon as one gets friendly fire shot by an 17 year old Israeli “Brigadier General” it will be blamed on Hamas and the beaches will be stormed.

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a window and saying her . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a window and saying her .

They got Anne

Prosecuted for the stank take WMDs

I’ve already designed the two flags.