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André Imbayago

@theeandre.org.bsky.social

Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.

48 Followers  |  89 Following  |  754 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024  |  1.4928

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10.10.2025 09:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please elaborate if you have answered sometimes or often”no opinion or agree” in the questions above. Remember, this is an anonymous survey. Your anonymous comments/feedback are very valuable and are vital to improve the ethical culture at [Company Name].

10.10.2025 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trevor's Caught 👀

10.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven't seen oomf in a while. She must be pregnant. Congrats!

09.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When did #AirTag single packs go up from R499 to R749? How Sway?

09.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Them 🥷🏾s are gettin' so rich, their drip's not even relatable.

09.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Meta glasses? Yes.

09.10.2025 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I gotta see that @RollingStone list.

09.10.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meta glasses? Yes.

09.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Now that I've managed to un-enroll my all my accounts from my authentication key, I can announce that I lost my @Yubico key. Anyone finds one, hit me up.

08.10.2025 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You can't miss that snooze or stop button. On iOS 26.

08.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bernini Bandits 🥂 🤣

07.10.2025 07:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No honour amongst...

07.10.2025 06:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More slots open. #TheLastBirthday

@Sterkinekor 48 Hour Film Project

www.sterkinekor.com/f/48-hour-fi...

07.10.2025 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I honestly need to let go. It's @Podman_io from now on. It's been real 🐳

07.10.2025 06:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cardi B - Be Careful [Official Video]
Cardi B - Be Careful [Official Video]

"Be careful"

~@iamcardib

youtu.be/8zSRkr1nQNw...

07.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I learned working with the negatives could make for better pictures.

07.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OpenVibe's cooking in the lab.

07.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where are those afternoon thunderstorms? ⛈️⚡

06.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
AI Growth Catalyst – Disraptor

Make AI your competitive advantage. Join the AI Readiness Accelerator.

disraptor.co.za/ai-growth-ca...

#ai #accelerator #startups #vc #cloud

06.10.2025 09:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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10 years later 🥴

06.10.2025 08:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The minions are sending their Christmas wishlists. 🥲

05.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talking stages nowadays! 😂

Her: What's your favourite colour?
Me: 5
Her: 😕🤔

05.10.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you remember when every startup a few years ago was all about "the blockchain". We've entered the AI phase. Everything AI.

03.10.2025 10:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Soccer cleats in the mall is diabolical. These minions...

03.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So "word of the day" is more biblical than literal?

02.10.2025 11:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AWS engineers love(d) the phrase "Do the needful"

02.10.2025 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let me lock in.

02.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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