Count Jim Moriarty

THEY WANT US TO HATE EACH OTHER DON'T LET THEM WIN LOVE

Three others I think.

Can't even remember. It's all driven me mad. The world is so stupid. Playing into the Americans hands. Divide and conquer.

Twitter is dying and Bluesky has only four people on it who actually post. Where did everyone go? The far right are surging and everyone is just hiding. Hard to believe really. Maybe if you hide it will go away?

Walking 3000 steps a day seems to slow Alzheimer's-related decline Alzheimer's-related cognitive decline could be slowed by taking as few as 3000 steps a day, possibly due to the effects of regular exercise on brain health

Well... this looks kinda important!

Walking just 3000-5000 steps/day can delay Alzheimer’s-related decline by around3 years, and 5000-7500 steps/day by up to 7 years — even if early disease markers are present.

Every step counts.

www.newscientist.com/article/2502...

When are they going to develop the button to turn off retweets on a user which has been so vital on Twitter for those people that clog your feed up with 20+ retweets in an hour.

Who let the Republicans have all that stuff? It was the democrats. It was their only job. Keep Trump out.

‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30

Overshooting 1.5°C wasn't 'inevitable.'

We've been pushed by fossil fuel giants & governments that pander to them.

Every delay, every oil field, every broken promise made this crisis worse.

Keir Starmer, will you promise to leave Rosebank undeveloped?

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Tonight has given birth to the phrase 'barking up the wrong chicken'.

do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)

My flatmate was desperate for one from IKEA and eventually she got one and she sleeps with him. Skog has a bit of a cult following and you can see why. Oddly the name means 'jungle forest' in Swedish but now it means this bear.

Back to their best...

That's curious. Surely everyone needs love? Is the love too big like a gigantic, unwieldy heart cushion that doesn't fit in the house or is it a manageable size of love, eg a djungelskog bear from IKEA?

No one can live on novelty girl fun alone. Everyone needs love as this is the basis of everything. Novelty fun AND love. Now there's a combination.

POKEY IS STANDING NEXT TO HIS NEW MACHINE, A SMALL GRAY BOX WITH A BRIGHT RED BOXING GLOVE FITTED ATOP!! THE SMALL CHILD IS ALSO THERE! POKEY SAYS: BEHOLD, SMALL CHILD, MY NEW INVENTION WHICH I HAVE FINISHED SHE REPLIES: WHAT DOES IT DO POKEY?? HE SAYS: IT IS A SECRET SHE THEN SAYS: LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE HE REPLIES: OK LATER, AT THE PARTY, THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! THE MACHINE SITS THERE ALSO, AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS APPROACHES!! SUDDENLY, THE BOXING GLOVE FLIES OUT ON AN EXTENSIBLE LEVER ARM, PUNCHING THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS IN THE FACE!! THE MACHINE ALSO INSULTS HIM WITH A MECHANICAL: HEY....STUPID.... THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS THEN APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY YOU THROW ONE HELL OF A PARTY!! POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU FOR COMING, MY FRIEND

THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey

THIS IS

A GOOD ONE

KABLAMMO!

IT IS!

CAN YOU DRIVE A HOT AIR BALLOON POKEY?

IT IS POKEY THE PENGUIN

THAT IS ALL!!!

BEST,

POKEY

The thing about the Overton window is that it just shifts by default if you let people propose insane policies like removing people with indefinite leave to remain without robust challenge. It doesn't just go away, it slowly leaks into the mainstream water supply unless you properly hose it down.

Instead of a 10 minute walk every day I've decided to start going for a 109,000 minute walk every 30 years

Egginess?
Ship's engine?
Horse molecules?

What can it all mean?

Horse names in case you have some horses.

Sea Oaf
Gary's Sex Coat
Loose Buffoon
Cod and Chips
Complex Baloney
Tabloid Nipple

The only explanation is that he ate the packaging and THEN injected himself with drugs and got someone to beat him senseless.

So this is how I find out that I hate you?

Should have one for all crimes. That would put a stop to it for sure.

Suddenly some chimps appear

A still from a recently rediscovered black and white horror film. A gorilla is looking quizzically at two frightened men in suits. A cupboard door next to the men is open.

Used your rotten stump of an arm did you? I wish I still had arms. I typed this with the lump that used to be my nose.

If someone told me I smelt nice I'd be happy with that. Of course that never happens because I'm addicted to sewage.

Indeed. They need a service. Shame they don't do inner ear fluid changes.