Count Jim Moriarty

Don't allow things to normalise.

Don't accept the BBC platforming a party with a 1980s national front manifesto.

Don't accept a drug-addled billionaire controlling political propaganda.

Don't accept a Labour government doing nothing in a historical crisis.

Reset your standards.

You should always carry one

A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN??? POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING??? THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!! POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS??? SHE SAYS: I DID HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN??? HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!! POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!! SHE SAYS: OK!!!

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

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Is that Bruce Springsteen trying to dispose of Anne Widdecombe?

I just went out now for a walk and went past the flood plains. Loads of Canada Geese on one side of the causeway and they are very rarely seen around here in those numbers. There was a single individual on the other side making a lot of noise. Wasn't sure what he wanted.

Amazing sight. As a kid they seemed almost unspottable.

Peter Mandelson

A dog? As a lawyer? Yes please! Oh sorry. Oops.

Daughter of Bill Beaumont I assume.

Well, you'd try and have a wank of course but then Rene would come in and the game would be called off.

"Look. When I was small the potatoes already smaller than normal roast potatoes. Then I got bigger, like an adult and so the potatoes must now be microscopic. You probably couldn't even pick them up with a fork!"

He's a right scamp!

In which case they would be relatively even smaller now.

But the small child size roast potatoes were a very fine delicacy. I have not seen the like since.

I'll give him a clip round the ear I tell ee

"So you see if we can approach from the west during the early hours on Monday we'll be in the new moon phase so it should be impossible to be seen. And yes I probably will wear these pants. Do you have your own flak jacket?"

Thank you Pokey I have used it again twice you are the giver and we are the customer

I cannot wait to find out what is inside it says "HOORAY!" just as I suspected now I will put it back in and see if it does it again "HOORAY!" yes it is a reusable message hooray!

I AM SENDING YOU A CLASSIFIED LETTER!!

IT READS: HOORAY!!!

It was here today. Lots of it. Thousands of photons sir.

That surprises me because the Poles are under a very right wing government now aren't they?

Well, the BBC have grasped the Mandelson story with three hands. Perhaps as the pressure grows we'll get more but there's a real worry that this Mandelson thing will allow them to cover it and then drop it.

Them talking about Mandelson when we want to hear about the really bad guys. C'mon, fast forward to bringing down the tech bros.

That's definitely in my top ten gifs.

From his bag of faces

Are we sure that he did actually die? I did read something suggesting that he might have been wheeled out of there alive.

Is it possible that the entire thing - Putin, Bannon, Trump, Farage, Orban, Bolsanaro, Musk, Le Pen, etc now comes crashing down? I mean there has never been better evidence or impetus than this.

Oh a cat. Not the actual snoopy. Well the cat is cool as well. I wish I wasn't allergic otherwise I might have one. I'd call him Gary Robinson. Or Terry Jenkins.