Really BBC should be asking the home office and not this bafoon. Every chance these ‘contracts’ could be essential upgrades to existing Fujitsu systems. Maybe ‘rewarding’ Fujitsu the contracts were best value for tax payers?
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So cool
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
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Dj’ing
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Citizens on patrol
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Here’s hoping they keep going until they bury themselves.
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Luke Littler is having a chippy tea tonight!
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If Luke Littler and Stephen Bunting weren’t professional darts players, neither would look out of place working in your local co-op.
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Moved house 7 weeks ago and still living out of boxes
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I’ve definitely spent more money on my car than I have on records this year. 🙄
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