Biff Whipster

Democrats=

terrorists, enemies within, and insurrectionists

Nazis, KKK, actual insurrectionists=

Patriots

How is this *not* crystal clear to everyone yet?

As usual…

Huh?

You don’t understand why serial philanderer, credibly accused rapist, and best friend of Epstein doesn’t want the list out there?

Really?

Why wouldn’t we give the Peace Prize to someone who has never said a nice thing about another human being their entire life?

None of them will ever face meaningful consequences in life

Cool story Mike. The president raped kids.

They’re probably trying to find an air traffic controller that hasn’t been furloughed

Godspeed sir

I feel like if he were honest, he would want Mumford & Sons, but he’s only allowed to like Lee Greenwood, Kid Rock, and the Village People.

It’s like a sad rule that these dick heads are only allowed to be fans of “Trump music”

All these crusty old white dudes having to pretend to love Kid Rock is so debasing…and hilarious.

He said it should be Lee Greenwood instead

I wish the follow up question was “Can you name one Lee Greenwood song other than Proud To Be An American?”

Sure why not

This man is going to be responsible for millions of deaths globally

If there were any justice in his life, the entire administration would stand before The Hague and face the ultimate punishment

Whatever the is agreement between the people under the rubble, and the guy I’m helping is okay with me

I don’t have a dog in this fight, other than the dog I have in this fight

My autocorrect now constantly inserts misspelled words in place of properly spelled ones.

I’ve taught my smartphone to be dumb

Antifa isn’t just NOT a real organization. It’s not even a loose ideology.

Antifa, is an opinion.

It’s like; “So, is that a yay or nay on fascism?“

We have truly reached; “If you oppose fascism, you are a terrorist”

Disneyland Guest Dies After Haunted Mansion Ride A woman in her 60s experienced a health issue after riding Haunted Mansion at Disneyland in California. She required CPR and was soon pronounced dead.

This viral marketing is getting out of hand

#disney #disneyland #hauntedmansion #rip #happyhalloween

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When we can say things like this and everyone knows exactly who, maybe the problem isn’t us.

When I heard #TheoVon speak for the first time, if someone had asked me to draw a picture of what I thought he might look like, I would have been fucking spot on

I just threw up in my mouth a little

We need a new term

They’re more than robber barons, but not quite Eloi yet

Extinction Earls? I dunno. Workshop it