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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn

@mycaptainplush.bsky.social

I like Lego and cats and dogs and sometimes my childlings. My pudendum was briefly famous one time on another app.

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Just went for a wee and there was a weird squealy sound and I was all what's wrong with my bits...it was fireworks ๐Ÿคฃ

10.11.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot about Hinty McHintyness... please nothing scented or skin related... allergies suck. Triceratops is the best dinosaur. #SecretSantaAoNz

10.11.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's finally cooling down a bit. Miss 9 collapsed into bed a couple of hours ago and is snoring mightily. I cooked dinner for Mr picky 14 and the kitchen was so warm I've opted to eat leftovers later. Signed up for #SecretSantaAoNz so there's my win for the day.

10.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hugs and love ๐Ÿ’•

10.11.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this. My BFF was Robyn and she loved wine. She would have adored this.

08.11.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love them all, he's so radiant with the pizza.

08.11.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awesome. I have become That Parent who missed the school photo memo and sent child to school with half her breakfast on her uniform and unkempt hair.

07.11.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legend.

06.11.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discharged, collected and delivered home.

06.11.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct. They are super lovely and look after me when the lad is in.

06.11.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Toto - Africa (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TotoVEVO Toto - Africa (Official HD Video)

youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY?...

06.11.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very dear friend was ambulanced to ED this afternoon...has been told he won't be seen for at least an hour and a half so he's gone to the closest pub for a pint... I am on standby to assist.

06.11.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Argh. Mr 14 seems to be starting a Crohn's flare...first since January. I do not have the spoons for another hospital stay. Really hoping he improves in the next couple of hours but the poor lad is huddled in bed with a wheatie bag and is white as a sheet.

05.11.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miss 9's school has very sensibly decided to have a water play afternoon.

05.11.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neighbours over the fence (not to be confused with Neighbours down the back and Neighbours over the road) have had their sprinklers going since 3pm and most of the water is running into the street...it just seems so wasteful and they're still running.

04.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bottle of Baileys cinnamon scroll flavour.

Bottle of Baileys cinnamon scroll flavour.

Attn: @foxylustygrover.bsky.social

04.11.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's wonderful!

04.11.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next up, "pseudonym" ๐Ÿคฃ

02.11.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A place I regularly use often gives me a discount for booking with them directly. Excellent advice.

02.11.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I arrived once to see Dad a few days before he departed and he was in a hoist whilst they were changing/washing him. I sat in the hallway ugly crying until the staff were finished. I've said this here before but it's just the shittest time and you are absolutely able to have time out for any reason.

02.11.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been thinking of you all day. Sitting vigil is a huge toll. Please eat and hydrate xx

02.11.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throwing leftover apple crumble into muffin mix at work turned out to be an absolute hit with the customers.

02.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking love it. Perfect crossover.

01.11.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need pics.

01.11.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Dad calmed down noticeably when I played him music.

01.11.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Miss 9 in a beige tracksuit brandishing a light saber

Miss 9 in a beige tracksuit brandishing a light saber

I refused to buy/make Miss 9 a new costume as she has many, so she's sorted her own Anakin Skywalker outfit which to me gives strong "Granny on the way to walking group brandishing her walking stick at small children vibes"

31.10.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Dad was never going to pass while I was in the room. We'd said all the things we needed to say two weeks earlier, I sat with him pretty much 24/7 for three days and once I'd told him it was time to go I went home and slept. Got the call 4 hours later.

30.10.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all shit but this is the shittest bit. Hugs and love.

30.10.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Townshend's all good, I think binge watching CSI years ago means I don't listen to The Who so much these days ๐Ÿคฃ

29.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol I just weighed in as a middle aged lass.

29.10.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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