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Neighbours over the fence (not to be confused with Neighbours down the back and Neighbours over the road) have had their sprinklers going since 3pm and most of the water is running into the street...it just seems so wasteful and they're still running.

Bottle of Baileys cinnamon scroll flavour.

Attn: @foxylustygrover.bsky.social

That's wonderful!

Next up, "pseudonym" 🤣

A place I regularly use often gives me a discount for booking with them directly. Excellent advice.

I arrived once to see Dad a few days before he departed and he was in a hoist whilst they were changing/washing him. I sat in the hallway ugly crying until the staff were finished. I've said this here before but it's just the shittest time and you are absolutely able to have time out for any reason.

I've been thinking of you all day. Sitting vigil is a huge toll. Please eat and hydrate xx

Throwing leftover apple crumble into muffin mix at work turned out to be an absolute hit with the customers.

Fucking love it. Perfect crossover.

Need pics.

My Dad calmed down noticeably when I played him music.

Miss 9 in a beige tracksuit brandishing a light saber

I refused to buy/make Miss 9 a new costume as she has many, so she's sorted her own Anakin Skywalker outfit which to me gives strong "Granny on the way to walking group brandishing her walking stick at small children vibes"

My Dad was never going to pass while I was in the room. We'd said all the things we needed to say two weeks earlier, I sat with him pretty much 24/7 for three days and once I'd told him it was time to go I went home and slept. Got the call 4 hours later.

It's all shit but this is the shittest bit. Hugs and love.

Townshend's all good, I think binge watching CSI years ago means I don't listen to The Who so much these days 🤣

Lol I just weighed in as a middle aged lass.

I kinda group a whole lot together: Page, May, Gilmour, Knopfler, Prince. They're all glorious for their own reasons and I don't think they should be ranked.

You need to look after you. Well done for doing so. Love and hugs.

Sun, wind, rain and hail made for an eventful twenty minute walk home from school.

But surely it's Hugh and me because we could use Hugh to distract everyone whilst heisting...

Welp, we've all read about his toadstool penis, how big are his balls to need that much room? (Omg mushroom I may have had wine)

I wonder if the people who pay for the signs have any idea how useful the corflute is...I have made multiple props for theatre out of election signs.

Get a mini fridge for your bedroom and fill it with prepared toasties and soup for couple activities. By couple activities I mean eating soup and toasties together.

I asked Miss 9 if she'd like to vacuum downstairs and she is delighted to do so. Best parenting hack.

My children haven't needed baby wipes for nappy reasons for years but I still keep a stash in my bag because they're so useful!

Luminaires Halloween Scare-venger Hunt The Curse of Cracroft is upon us! Help us to defeat the ghosts and ghouls who haunt the grounds 6-8pm (family friendly) 8.30pm-11.59pm (recommended ages 15+)

events.humanitix.com/scarevengerh...

And my Dad. I held his hand and told him about his grandson getting into a great highschool and his granddaughter being in a musical and told him it was okay to go. Four hours later he had.

Hugs and love

Hughly his greatest role.

So wind warning in place until 4pm and now it's ramping up...