You can call me val

I resent them on behalf of Nick Offerman for stealing his face

I don't know. I bet most of that shit is one step above contact paper

Clinton in the Oval Office, one painting on the wall

GW Bush in the Oval Office, one painting on the wall

Obama in the Oval Office, one painting on the wall

Trump in the Oval Office, with every goddamn inch covered in cheap gold shit and three dozen paintings. Imagine if Liberace was the dictator of a small island nation.

Look, it's not even in the top thousand offenses of this administration, but I can't get over how fucking tacky and gaudy the Oval Office has become under this clown.

I'm surprised he hasn't thrown up some LIVE LAUGH LOVE pictures to complete the look of "strip mall Italian restaurant"

While parents are asked to consent to these surveillance programs, the school’s handbook says that there is “no expectation of privacy” on campus. If parents want to restrict recordings of their children outside of the school, they have to manually opt out of the “anywhere” option—as Jessica Lopez learned midway through her older daughter’s second year at Alpha. The girl says she remembers sitting on her bed one night working on schoolwork when she received a notification that she’d been flagged for an anti-pattern. She says Alpha’s system sent a video of her in her pajamas, taken from the computer’s webcam, that showed her talking to her younger sister.

From new Wired article about Alpha Schools: www.wired.com/story/ai-tea...

The plagiarism machine that’s mostly wrong and consumes lakes would like you to get a low flow toilet

"Go starve." - USDA

Sliwa has been in New York politics for decades and like anyone who has been in New York politics that long he has a deep and abiding hatred of Andrew Cuomo on a personal level

i bet it's really difficult to be into mummies sexually. like you search "mummy porn" and it's probably just endless videos of british incest

square concrete slab on the ground with “OLD DYKES AGAINST TECH BROS” stenciled onto it

here is my favorite sign from today

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

Homeland Security @DHSgov We're having an All Night Revival Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row 14:30 07 Oct 25 2.1M Views 5 Reposts 940 Quotes 42.2K 2,584 Bookmarks

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

Horrific reporting from the AP on the Myanmar families watching their kids starve to death from Trump and Musk’s aid cuts apnews.com/article/myan...

First goddamn episode. October 17, 2005.

lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.

it's the weirdest thing, and these are people who are willing to lie with every breath every second of every day, like do you lose pedocon points in their circles for refuting allegations, what is even the reason for this

One of the more incredible stories out of LA this year has been how a taco review blog became the best on-the-ground coverage of ICE raids in the city.

They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

We should have kept a few bullies

I honestly hate Schumer more and I have for awhile

Me too

The number of people who think journalism = "reading the Wikipedia article and having an opinion" makes me want to set things on fire

This, oh my God, nothing else wastes so much while sucking so hard

One of my favorites is on his third hair transplant, but at least he seems to acknowledge he has a problem

Paging @nameshiv.bsky.social to the green courtesy barge

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Do they really have to take away everything good in the world

Nature is healing