@welcometoerth.bsky.social
Still trying to get enough Skee Ball tickets to buy The Foreigner Belt, keeping “Fetch” alive, and likely drinking coffee or dealing with its side effects.
Joe Blystone would be proud of his former campaign manager
15.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish we had more of these beautiful trucks available in Ohio
11.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just started watching Stranger Things about 5 episodes ago. When is it supposed to start getting good?
02.01.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not allowed to share my feelings, not allowed to be upset when I can’t share my feelings, all after you ask why I don’t share my feelings. Got it.
13.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree
08.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking over it
07.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New Personal Policy: Don’t call or text anyone unless it’s in reply to someone else.
04.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 08th most important was a lie. I’m definitely not close to being a priority.
31.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no feeling greater than being the 8th most important thing to the person who you’re in love with.
30.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One last hurrah before cutting out all of the selfish people in my life
22.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should have just given him $50K cash in a paper bag to let Jimmy back on the air.
23.09.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had to watch three episodes of Parks and Rec as a palate cleanser. Great movie though.
16.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Whale never forgets
25.07.2025 17:22 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Thank you for giving me a hopeful Superman for my birthday weekend.
04.07.2025 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine that, a sex pest endorsing a sex pest.
22.06.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yet he voted red…
18.06.2025 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was that Vessels? He’s looking fairly unhealthy these days, even by his standards.
31.05.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why didn’t any of you jagweeds tell me that The Greatest American Hero is streaming on Peacock? On the bright side, I’ll finally get to use this service for something other than Parks and Rec.
22.05.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you tell her the truth about your little hat there??
04.04.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010 minutes in and Moana 2 is bad. Like bad bad.
22.03.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kind of over not seeing the one person that actually matters
11.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So what happens after you’re tired of reaching out to people
04.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just can’t anymore
13.02.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m in Burbank CA and definitely had a few drinks in the honor of Jym Ganahl
12.02.2025 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0r/woosh
11.02.2025 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, Dwight.
11.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The funniest part is BOTH of the turds in that commercial are MAGA
10.02.2025 20:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean, how silly can a goose really be
04.02.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have it your way? In THIS economy??
31.01.2025 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I shit my pants I yell out Trump 2016!!!
30.01.2025 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
