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Nick Hurwitch

@hewizard.bsky.social

Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.

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THE RUNNING MAN and ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER are the same movie filtered through the lenses of wildly different cinematic voices.

Can't wait for the repertory double feature.

23.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's an anti-authoritarian movie released by the studio that's trying to buy Warner Bros." --Phil Lord on THE RUNNING MAN

23.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how short INCEPTION would have been if Leo had recruited Mamdani to the crew.

22.11.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pistons had better not trade for Anthony Davis I swear to god

21.11.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newly Discovered Bach Pieces Are the Fruits of Decades of Detective Work

Surprise Bach drop

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/a...

21.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody ask Grok how many friends Elon has and just how out of frame they are.

20.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on*

20.11.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah well there it is then

20.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're banking "he signed the bill to release them, why would he do that if he was in them" becoming the predominant narrative.

20.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you still voted for the guy in 2020, what else did you need to see?

Even if there *is* a smoking gun, now you're gonna turn on the guy?

I don't buy it.

20.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We collectively accept Trump and Epstein were friends for 20 years and collectively accept Epstein was a sex trafficker and pedophile. We have years of evidence of Trump being a sex pest, including but not limited to him being an adjudicated rapist.

20.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Really wonder what, exactly, people need to see in the Epstein Files that is going to meaningfully change Trump's fate. Are people expecting photos? Videos?

Just bracing myself for the narrative moving to, "See? He had nothing to hide," when there is inevitably no smoking gun.

20.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain interpreted "Epstein Bill" as a guy. Like "Buffalo Bill" only much worse.

19.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You made the salient point (I think on fb) that the only reason he "changed his tune" was to make it appear as though House Republicans were following his orders as opposed to defying them.

18.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that Trump could authorize the release of the Epstein Files at any time without being forced to 😎

18.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To Marjorie Taylor Greene's prescriber... we thank you

17.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope

Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

15.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6080    πŸ” 1071    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 55

8 months of the year: no new movies this month, sorry

May-July: here are all the movies coming out this year, plz see them all

November: 1,000 more for ya. thought you liked movies??

the trades every other week: is the box office dead forever?

15.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: I have ordered an investigation into the executives who have not purchased my screenplays

14.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Lyonne appears in the first episode of the season, meets Dinklage, and inadvertently passes her power to him.

Or they just never address it and act like this was the show all along.

14.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Dinklage, but this is silly.

14.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We deserved 10 seasons of Natasha Lyonne navigating modern, murdery Americana. TV feels broken.

14.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Black Friday Holiday Event is LIVE! Steven Universe, Rare, Outer Wilds, and so much more restocked + on sale! bit.ly/iam8bit-blac...

06.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

My kids struggling to survive in a Mad Max future because we saddled them with climate change only the War Boys are chasing them to collect their monthly payment plus interest because I also saddled them with a 50-year mortgage

13.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all heard of TDS? Trump Derangement Syndrome? It's when someone will go to any lengths to defend the actions of their godking.

13.11.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Cade, insane stat line, amazing comeback, but 31 missed shots is ROUGH

11.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE PROSECUTED THE AUTOCRAT WHO ORGANIZED A FAILED COUP JUST A THOUGHT

10.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A spraytanned sack of shit holding a microphone

A spraytanned sack of shit holding a microphone

Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

10.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how I feel that I now qualify for this πŸ˜…

07.11.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Both Chucks who ask fictional characters what they should do next, easy mistake to make honestly

06.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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