Nick Hurwitch

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

One of my favorite screenwriting books basically said, you need half as much plot as you think. Character will fill in the rest.

If this skill were useful in some way I'd probably be more successful.

"17th in Freedom" is hilarious. No notes. Put it on a T-shirt.

Seizure of all billionaire assets when

Sign on a door that reads Bob Cutler Automotive M-F 8am-5pm "Entrance in Rear"

Quotation marks doing a lot of work here

If you get hit by a shuriken that's a ninjury

Incredible. You don't see many 100 year olds who can still dunk.

There's a 7yo kid at the park dressed as a S.W.A.T. officer and I don't know what to make of this.

grok why do my rockets keep exploding

Paradoxically, I did often miss the OG soundtrack. On a song-by-song basis, the orchestral arrangements are incredible, and the battle remixes are exciting and varied, etc, but there's something about the limitations of the PSX sound board that made every track on the original so distinct.

the sickest

As I am always both with the times and on the cutting edge, I beat the Final Fantasy VII Remake last night, ama

100% AIM away messages

Shitting his pants to distract from the Epstein Files

It's especially amazing because they didn't even bother to fix it. It's been years! The app doesn't even say "Oh btdubs the rest of this show is over here."

Amazing stuff.

And he said, "Yeah, season 2 ends with Luke taking Grogu and at the start of season 3 he's back. It doesn't make any sense."

And in a rush I remembered THAT THEY BURIED HALF A SEASON OF THE MANDALORIAN IN THE BOBA FETT SHOW AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE

My son has been watching The Mandalorian for the first time. And last night he was like, "Dad, they need to make another season of The Mandalorian that's between 2 and 3."

And I was like, "What do you mean?"

I hope Elliot Cadeau has years of incurable diarrhea.

This is just one of many steps for you. You're putting it all together.

Fuck no, Catherine O'Hara. One of the most indispensable performers of my lifetime. May the Kenosha Kickers carry you home.

Proud to be a part of a company that stands up for what is right. Fuck ICE.

It's weird because he's exactly what we need, but he's not young enough or quite good enough. Glad he's out there improving his trade value.

I love when people try to disparage protesters by insinuating they don't have jobs because what they're really saying is that if only you were a mindless cog in the gears of capitalism LIKE ME you wouldn't have the capacity to think about defending your rights.

I am a pretty functional adult by most metrics but also if I don't do something the moment I think of it there is an 84% chance I will forget.

The Detroit Pistons are on pace to win 62 games.

We will take this into consideration.

Nic, I regret to inform you that 2015 called.