Mirk Grennu

But look at her. How could she be expected to do work.

👀

Butt

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Doesn't feel like much of a win when he's 84 goddamn years old, tbh

Repeat ad nauseum

Patient: i work on Thursdays! You HAVE to give me your ABSOLUTE EARLIEST appointment on Thursday, since you're not open on Fridays ://
Me: okay! Our earliest appointment is 7:30
Patient: UGH! Not THAT early

a linocut print in black ink. Two wolves face each other, teeth bared. Between them, the word “hungry” in vertical text and a single small bone. Beneath, a wolf walks alone under the stars, between two large flames.

Closed Mouths Don’t Get Fed
#art

This is a really fun idea!

So high-def! So artsy!

Voids voids voids!!!

Read Blood On Her Tongue immediately afterward. Eat That Guy EOctober.

[in a book coma] women who are all deeply switchy. and who suck. 🥰

Screenshot taken from a Tumblr post by spinalfluidexplosiongirl: "mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can I put my tongue in it"

???????

"Voyne regards her with something between fear and admiration. It looks good on her." LADIES PLEASE

Wlw level: 100

I'm less than halfway through The Starving Saints and oh these are some Awful Women (laudatory) (adoring)

YOU'RE SO RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!!!

I fear I would be on the news! Good on you for pushing back

Creature wants ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE

Creature wanted uppies.

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

[struggles out of the ikea doors as if from a particularly thorny hedge]

Literally the platonic ideal of a black cat

THE TEETHIES

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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P, serenely: actually that wasn't a typo. Your blorbo goes to the Rogan school of fighting

"He had been scrambling to keep his head above water, [...] still processing months spent in gorilla combat," when the author probably meant guerrilla, bodied me so hard that I had to physically leave the room

Gnawing on the walls on your behalf, tbh

This part made me see red. My area is obsessed with building new high rises (well. High-rise for Texas, which isn't), and guess what! All of them are shit quality and overpriced!!!