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@totallygone.bsky.social

X refugee. Raised #E17, schooled #Glasgow, live #Nice06, #France. Lean left, #LGBTQ+++, speak franglais. Woke? Still havenโ€™t slept. Pron: darling ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

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Sounds reasonable enoughโ€ฆ

15.02.2026 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.02.2026 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8446    ๐Ÿ” 2972    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 574    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147

I was just denied entry to the Dilley detention facility while my constituent, seven-year-old Diana, remains inside.

What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there?

I will be back tomorrow. Accountability canโ€™t wait.

06.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31120    ๐Ÿ” 9136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 969    ๐Ÿ“Œ 318
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Lieu: How scared are Republicans of talking about the Epstein files? They would rather talk about the criminality of Donald Trump in trying to steal the election and stealing classified documents than about Trump's associations with Epstein

22.01.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2119    ๐Ÿ” 710    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

Windmill Derangement Syndrome. Itโ€™s mind-blowing.

21.01.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A hideous monster that inhabits a warped reality.

A hideous monster that inhabits a warped reality.

Stranger than fiction.

20.01.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of these people - Mogg, Farage, Carswell, Jenrick, Hannan and the rest need to be forever reminded of what they backed and supported

18.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1892    ๐Ÿ” 619    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

โ€œIf theyโ€™ll murder a U.S. citizen in broad daylight in front of dozens of people filming it โ€” and still lie about it โ€” imagine what theyโ€™re doing to immigrants when no one is watching. Imagine wtf is in those Epstein files.โ€

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12.01.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 290    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Madonna the sheep, with sponsorship available from rainbow-wool.com

Madonna the sheep, with sponsorship available from rainbow-wool.com

I saw Madonna for ยฃ35 in 1993. Now, you can sponsor her latest reinvention for less!

13.01.2026 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They have his cat/kid/mum/grandmother/revealing texts/photos.

Delete as appropriate.

12.01.2026 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Owls Eating Pets - International Owl Center Do owls attack and eat cats and dogs? Find out!

although OMG #TIL www.internationalowlcenter.org/owlseatingpe....

31.12.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The famous Ashy-Faced Owls - from Haiti. They are eating the dogs, the cats.โ€ฆ

31.12.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have issues with โ€œusefulโ€. Just sayinโ€™.

29.12.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alabama wants to lower the bar for executing disabled peopleโ€”if SCOTUS lets it The case law is clear: There's more to intellectual disability than IQ tests. Will Trump's justices care?

Alabama wants to lower the bar for executing disabled peopleโ€”if SCOTUS lets it

05.12.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Yes!

28.11.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wishlist:-

โ€My Life is a Chorus of โ€œOh, Not ยดim Againโ€.

โ€How Soon Is It Before He Shuts Upโ€?

โ€œGirlfriend in a Coma Begging for Earplugsโ€

โ€The Queen is Dead and Wishes She Were Deaderโ€

28.11.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My question is, why do they insist on calling the party Labour when, with the best will in the world, itโ€™s is entirely different from the party so many of us voted for?

In opposition, for example, to โ€œYour Party" it could be rebranded โ€œOur Party and Youโ€™re NFIโ€.

28.11.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chatbots โ€” LLMs โ€” do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When theyโ€™re โ€œrightโ€ itโ€™s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. Thatโ€™s all.

19.06.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36862    ๐Ÿ” 11361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 633    ๐Ÿ“Œ 961
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This chart (which applies even more to social media than it did to TV) lives in my head rent free.

Social media enveloping traditional media means everything and everyone is now competing in the entertainment market. Boring stuff like policy that affects millions of lives doesnโ€™t stand a chance.

23.11.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 505    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Heโ€™s doubtless forgotten. Things happen, nโ€™est-ce pas?

20.11.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could you please clarify to your followers that what I actually said was: "In some respects this government under Keir Starmer looks more Tory than the Tories". I had just spelt out exactly which respects I meant: its anti-protest laws and the Planning and Infrastructure Bill.
Thank you.

12.11.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Oh wow. It was a good year!

03.11.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Outside Of A Small Circle Of Friends
YouTube video by Phil Ochs - Topic Outside Of A Small Circle Of Friends

Et voilร  ! #TIL - thank you!

youtu.be/9uUmLVzUQTA?...

02.11.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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might be one of the funniest videos iโ€™ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25889    ๐Ÿ” 5767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1214    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1156

And a power masochist. Few men get as severely whipped, by someone that hot, without having to open their wallet.

17.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thunberg said, โ€œIf Israel, with the whole world watching, can treat a well-known, white person with a Swedish passport this way, just imagine what they do to Palestinians behind closed doors.โ€

17.10.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Heโ€™s a late bloomer though. Kinda like a triffid.

16.10.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bien sรปr!!

10.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cutting up other drivers and cyclists without warning, especially across cycle lanes, is so much more thrilling than pรฉtanque, nโ€™est-ce pas?

10.10.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great to see your post, @aaronbalick.com - it got me thinking and reading, instead of doomscrolling!! merci!!

06.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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