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Nikolai Denmark

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.

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Latest posts by nikolaidenmark.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’m just saying, many have called your mom the pride of the American side

11.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Speaking of going down on 29 men

11.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

this is VERY relevant to my interests

11.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

10.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 2534    🔁 573    💬 36    📌 18

Sigh

Well, hopefully the Friday beers are at least ice cold

10.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking hell.

Sorry bud.

10.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

one weird trick for increasing the number of firetrucks near you without in-app purchases

10.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I miss her so terribly

10.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

10.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 14484    🔁 2940    💬 100    📌 53

Is it childish? Maybe a little.

So is ice cream. Not stopping me there either.

10.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll side eye your mom

10.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On advice of counsel I am exercising my rights against self incrimination under the 5th amendment.

10.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gleñ, I say this with all the love in the world.

Do you really consider yourself a reliable witness here?

10.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… yes?

10.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Was checking out and the lady loading the belt suddenly started cackling upon reading the hat

10.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nails.

10.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Hot gog Costcoke Hat

Hot gog Costcoke Hat

BAD DAY TO BE A HOT GOG

10.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 64    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

Sending Cold Ones westward.

10.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

???

10.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ALWAYS MONEY

ALWAYS

10.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She pee pee on my poo poo until I post

10.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The other 75% can’t count. It’s a real issue.

10.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

10.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 8055    🔁 1999    💬 51    📌 41

So many tragically unoccupied gym lockers and toilet bowls

10.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s it. That’s the only difference.

10.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Horizon

10.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe not JUST like you

10.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These are not the ramblings of a well mind.

10.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Airport parking shuttle would make a pretty outstanding incognito party bus

10.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

GET HIM

GET HIS ASS

10.10.2025 01:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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