Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark

Jesus Christ That’s Cameron Dog

07.08.2025 14:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We had ten pieces of mail Tuesday. 9 claimed to be mortgage related. 1 was legit.

07.08.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Throw in how much chaos comes with an out of state move and everything that comes with it, I can’t imagine how many scams you could trip into while trying to stay on top of the moving pieces.

07.08.2025 14:05 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The volume of mail we’ve gotten in the past week that’s carefully calibrated to look like it’s from our mortgage servicer when it’s most definitely not is shocking.

07.08.2025 14:04 — 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 0

a sign that says who are you who are so wise in the way of science Alt: who are you who are so wise in the way of science

07.08.2025 13:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WD-40 and duct tape:
For when your DIY project needs to both move and also not move

07.08.2025 13:34 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

But Muggsy, the children are needed to bring in the harvest.

07.08.2025 13:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cube neighbor isn’t at his desk today. Things that are at his desk

1 can WD-40, appears new
A sealed package containing 100’ of light nylon rope
1 sealed roll of duct tape.

Theories:
1- some very ill-advised home repairs
2- elaborate joke from his team that I’m not in on
3- LARPing?

07.08.2025 13:32 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Deez?

07.08.2025 02:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We made a point of hitting his Xmas shows at Cain’s the last couple times. Just a delight.

07.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh man, plz tell me JD is a decent guy

07.08.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve scouted it in the recent past. Trash metropolis.

07.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GET HIM
GET HIS ASS

07.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well let’s see here. St Paul at 19, Fort Lauderdale at 23, Tulsa at 30, Houston at 41. Close enough?

07.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UR AN EGG

07.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Madhouston.com

07.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You and @scalzi.com. What is it about Ohio?

07.08.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come to River Oaks in the next ten minutes for an ass kicking.

07.08.2025 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CAN CHECK

07.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

COWARD

07.08.2025 00:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”

06.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 3074 🔁 1806 💬 16 📌 33

What do you mean You People?

07.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quoth @chloedenmark.bsky.social - I was not checking it out, it was hard not to see.

07.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have to keep you people on your toes

07.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Come to Houston and eat here with us, coward

06.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0