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@gidalkaiser.bsky.social

As of Sept. 1, 2026, recovering career prep sports journalist. Storyteller. Retail-store/plumbing apprentice(?)

207 Followers  |  103 Following  |  623 Posts  |  Joined: 18.07.2023  |  1.9051

Latest posts by gidalkaiser.bsky.social on Bluesky

right now Big Cat and PFT Commenter are helping change Dave Portnoy's overflowing adult diaper

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

04.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16363    πŸ” 2997    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 120
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A small liberal arts school needed a coach. The 73-year-old inventor of the Air Raid showed up The 73-year-old Hal Mumme, one of the Air Raid's inventors, is still coaching β€” this time, at a private college with 700 students.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
In case you wondered, @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

04.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire everyone. Sell the team.
I've stopped feeling bad for Ben Johnson.
I hope they lose every game the rest of the year.
They don't deserve to win.

02.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm done with this team for 2025.

02.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks let’s share some of Indiana’s glory why don’t we

31.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Donate to Help Share Food Pantry serve people in 2026, organized by Colleen Ritchie The Share Food Pantry serves our local community by providing food, cloth… Colleen Ritchie needs your support for Help Share Food Pantry serve people in 2026

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

not being able to help enough people because she got the extra heart leftover that I'm too broken to use so if you can repost their Go Fund page that would be amazing. Im sure yall are getting a lot of these right nowπŸ’”

gofund.me/6c4d72dba

31.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heidi Heitkamp: How Trump’s Trade Chaos Hurt Farmers President Trump meets with Xi Jinping and agrees to an embarrassingly one-sided trade deal, as the β€œChina Hawks” in the administration cower.

Check it out right here: www.thebulwark.com/p/heidi-heit...

31.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ALWAYS READ @mirinfader.bsky.social

30.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

29.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7616    πŸ” 4024    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 802
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Trump Isn’t Easing the Shutdown Painβ€”He’s Inflicting It Mike Johnson says the president is protecting Americans from the shutdown. That’s completely wrong.

A president who at least pretends to feel the pain, occasionally, of only the people who voted for him. What could possibly go wrong?
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-isnt...

30.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 522    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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A small town police force bragged that citizens "can't get a breath of fresh air in or out without us knowing" thanks to Flock surveillance cameras.

They used the cameras to wrongly accused a woman of a crime, forcing her to find other surveillance video to prove her innocence.

30.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 22

The bouncer or Spencer? And I accept 'yes' as the answer.

30.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

28.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2195    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 11

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

28.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 43723    πŸ” 6341    πŸ’¬ 1680    πŸ“Œ 370
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Jesus Christ what do you think is going to happen if you throw Ohtani this fucking meatball

28.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

The WaPo Ed Board running pieces like Trump Is Right to Punch Orphans in the Stomach or whatever is not indicative of anything other than Bezos doing whatever helps him. If Kamala had won he'd be praising her. It's not immoral, it's amoral. Zero compass, aiming only at influence and power.

26.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

my favorite part of the LSU game so far is after texas A&M scored they showed two LSU fans wearing helmets just repeatedly headbutting eachother on the jumbotron

26.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The poster for One Battle After Another

The poster for One Battle After Another

Wisconsin’s scoreless streak has hit nine quarters and 169 game minutes. 169 minutes is longer than the runtime of the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie One Battle After Another. For Wisconsin, it has been one scoreless possession after another.

26.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
The poster for the movie Armageddon

The poster for the movie Armageddon

Wisconsin hasn’t scored in ten quarters. They haven’t scored in 155 game minutes and counting. 155 minutes is longer than the runtime of Armageddon.

26.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

Last 37 drives for Wisconsin:
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt

26.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 30

I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

26.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1149    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

WHO IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS IS TELLING CALEB WILLIAMS TO STAND IN THE HUDDLE , AND NOT CALL PLAY UNTIL THERE'S TEN SECONDS LEFT ON THE PLAY CLOCK

19.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single mention of this across the Sunday shows as far as I could tell

19.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9831    πŸ” 2801    πŸ’¬ 1355    πŸ“Œ 343
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

19.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11772    πŸ” 4156    πŸ’¬ 4505    πŸ“Œ 3896

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

19.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 18456    πŸ” 3870    πŸ’¬ 408    πŸ“Œ 183
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Told ya @solidverbal.com

19.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been one year since the greatest announcer call in college football history:

"OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!"

19.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 23

Again, it all should have been stopped the instant he started openly monetizing his hotel blocks from the White House & sending his children to represent the United States Of America at international meetings. But we decided none of the laws, rules, or norms apply this One Special Boy πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

19.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 950    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 6
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A mere 19 months ago, Trump’s net worth was $2.6B, and he owed hundreds of millions in civil penalties. Today, Trump is worth $7.1B, and most of the civil penalties have been tossed out.

Presidential politics is by far the most lucrative business venture of Trump’s career. trib.al/XjAdogE

19.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 22

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