no coast.

An asterisk at least as big as the strike zone was that game

Kyle Tucker would’ve missed.

baseball players should be forced to smoke cigs in the dugout. mandatory.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

this guy sold me $15 worth of a nug that looked like rock candy

This has some real WordUpThome vibes and I’m here for it.

dental insurance: we only exist to make regular health insurance seem better™

Incredibly bleak.

Wesley Willis American, 1963-2003, The Dan Ryan Expressway, A work made of blue ballpoint pen and colored felt-tipped markers, on ivory illustration board.

The Dan Ryan Expressway, by Wesley Willis
American, 1963-2003
1986

More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/204579

the conversation we should be having is that AI is developing and will certainly displace many workers, and we should develop government programs to even out the losses and gains between workers and capitalists. but instead we argue about whether a trans person was on netflix

I turned the game on late and apparently just missed this, so thank you for posting it here

David Bowie in Japan. He's waling up some steps while wearing a long black coat and smoking a cigarette.

David Bowie in Japan. He's standing in front of a train while wearing a long light-colored coat.

David Bowie in Japan. He's riding a subway car while wearing a long dark-colored coat.

David Bowie in Japan. He's walking away from a train while wearing a long black coat, gray checked scarf, charcoal trousers, and black shoes.

most people don't want politics that hurt other people. we just want a long overcoat like david bowie and affordable housing

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

He’s got electric poop, a fake flight suit, you know i saw it in a stupid ta-weeet ohhhh ho

Ngl, every time I heard a “hey-hey, ho-ho” chant today, my brain autocompleted with “this penis party’s got to go”

Fly the L for lol

If you don’t like Shohei, you don’t like baseball.

My favorite part about this is the camera work. Absolutely no idea where the ball is, like a guy with a flip phone trying to take a picture of Mars.

I have a feeling the most, if not all of the yellow ones used to be the white ones 😬

I hate the Ricketts so much, and I hate Jerry Reinsdorf even more for not only depriving me of a competitive alternate rooting interest, but for also completely destroying any joy I once had watching basketball.

if you want AI to do everything for you then...what the fuck are you

I want to change so badly but my only avenue for listening to things lately has been through my PS4 and spotify is literally the only music app available on there.

Keebler changed the recipe for Soft Batch cookies ~20 years ago and I have never forgiven them

A comic panel from Preacher book 5: “Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU!” “Wh— wh— wh— ?” “WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?”

Every time.

THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.

I would immediately delete my account

Stop looking into the fucking chair company!

Me, but about everything

The Great Gatsby was garbage and I wish every single character had been killed in the car accident.