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forgive me for the preemptive lib-out but it's going to be so fucking funny watching him lose to jack schlossberg next year

generational run and he's not even in office yet. that's MY mf mayor

What a banger

Illustration of incoming Mayor Mamdani riding a crowded subway car surrounded by New Yorkers of various races, genders, ages, and ethnic identities. Again EAT SHIT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU RACIST HOWLING ISLAMOPHOBIC GHOULS

Next Week's New Yorker cover, illustration by Edel Rodriguez.

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

Damn, even the cat voting?

dick cheney dying is truly such a fortuitous and auspicious omen for zohran's mayoral campaign. i can't wait to get so fucking drunk tonight when he wins

a (mirrored) image of my "Halloween Voter 2025" sticker, it has a pigeon wearing a pointy witch hat and carrying a pumpkin candy bucket in its beak

i'm one of the 46%, i was going to vote for zohran regardless but i just really wanted the special halloween sticker

if you're running in the new york marathon today FUCK YOU

@cookingguy271: dinner is served! (picture of dinner)

@sadmaker: you love black pepper huh

@mrpointandlaugh: black pepper boy

@uncle2many: save some black pepper for the rest of us lol

Adults should be able to have a grown up trick or treat where they do get a bunch of sharp things and drugs, and then also alot of boring grown up things like boneless skinless chicken breasts and saline nasal spray

princess daisy says "globalize the intifada"

The Nation story on publicly financed campaigns

The answer to corruption is publicly financed campaigns.

This should be the biggest takeaway from NY’s mayoral race.

Thanks to public financing, corrupt oligarchs are about to lose the mayoral race.

Our piece for @thenation.com based on our new book MASTER PLAN — pass it on: LeverNews.com/book

this is simply what happens when you only post bangers

a buff tabby scottish straight cat with a very goofy face looking up with her tongue hanging slightly out of her mouth

a closer, zoomed in buff tabby scottish straight cat with a very goofy face looking up with her tongue hanging slightly out of her mouth

the camera is focused on the cat's face, now tilted slightly to the left, with a very silly face and her little baby front teeth exposed

she's watching her last brain cell float away

"the purity tests are why we keep losing!!!" and the purity test is just not having nazi tattoos

"purity tests are why we keep losing!!!!" and the purity test is just not having nazi tattoos

Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo

Can you imagine the quality of the cocaine Fleetwood Mac was doing? Second Hand News is track ONE on Rumours.

MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo?
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen

no, it's not. if the collar were the second one listed, then the two prongs on the inside would be visible with the way he's holding the collar, showing the inside. there are no prongs.

as recently as the winter of 2019 going into 2020, the walmart i shopped at in avon, colorado had live lobster and whole pig heads. but also who cares

Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Sluggo is walking with a hammer over his shoulder saying, "Nancy wants to borrow my sledge hammer. She said She'd meet me on dis corner." as he approaches an advertisement for Garden Implements with a picture of a sickle on it. When Nancy arrives, he is standing so that the hammer and sickle line up, forming the communist logo. Nancy warns, "Don't stand there, Sluggo - The F.B.I will get you."

the original is a banger:

eyyy John Locke, what's the date, brotha?

Every customer service agent should have the ability to administer 5 painful but harmless electric shocks to customers through the phone during every work shift

“Mr. Van Hollen saw a different lesson [from his role in the Abrego Garcia case]. ‘This finger in the wind stuff has got to end. We also need to stop deluding ourselves that the problem is all about messaging, or about volume, or style. We don’t just need to fight. We need to fight for something.’”