@lennytree.bsky.social
smarter than elon musk, 9/10 doctors say I’m sexier too…
fool me once, shame on me
fool me twice, shame on me
fool me 3-16 times, shame on me
fool me 17 times, shame on you…
sonic and pikachu would be two characters that would combine pretty well…
07.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love these
06.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 179 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0yet another example of the democratic establishment sowing the seeds of their own destruction
06.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
04.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 16374 🔁 2996 💬 100 📌 120if I convince a few other idiots to bet the jets to win on fanduel it doesn’t change the fact that the jets will still lose…
05.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you still say shit like "yay sportsball" I am not taking you seriously
17.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1early onset rigor mortis…
21.10.2025 12:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0limp bizkit is a better band than led zeppelin…
14.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0legally changing my name to “tinky winky”…
12.10.2025 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0once you hit 30 there really isn’t much else you can do besides join a cult…
10.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
09.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 5817 🔁 1481 💬 65 📌 51
the immortan joe water quote but about nostalgia instead…
10.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0worst part about no longer using x, the everything app is my inability to watch new episodes of the new norm…
07.10.2025 10:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
god he was so right
06.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 179 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0disclaimer: this does not apply to situations that literally are life and death...
01.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0easy lesson to avoid being a reactionary; ask yourself "does this apply to me?" if the answer is "no" then a reaction is not necessary...
01.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0while you were studying the blade i was studying the penis
12.09.2025 22:16 — 👍 191 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0i’m obviously not a fan of the FBI but it’s pretty wild watching the least competent FBI of all time
13.09.2025 00:46 — 👍 11173 🔁 1026 💬 341 📌 67I think it would be nice if Adams was elected to a powerless position that let him remain in the news. Like a Fools Mayor or something.
21.08.2025 17:32 — 👍 538 🔁 37 💬 21 📌 2to thine own self, please kill…
16.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if the band comes out with these, you're gonna die in the mosh pit
28.07.2025 15:44 — 👍 1584 🔁 394 💬 10 📌 1mr and mrs met if you’re looking for a third…
20.07.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“actually they’re apes” people love to ruin the fun of people whose favourite monkeys are gorillas…
01.07.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pǔ$$y in 🅱️io…
29.06.2025 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this may just be the lamest shit I’ve seen
29.06.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My doctor just sat me down and told me he's going to turn me into an experimental beast. It will be a struggle coping with the loss of my inherent humanity, but at least I will be a violent mechanoid animal hybrid without the capacity for thought or speech. I go under the knife in less than an hour.
29.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 878 🔁 172 💬 24 📌 9RIP BOZO SMOKING ON THAT CUOMO PACK…
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