Subordinate Clause

Me agreeing with Catholic leaders proves there is a hell and it has, in fact, dipped below 32 degrees Fahrenheit

“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence was misleading.

NEW: ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media.

The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.

Mr. Wolff was also involved in a third email exchange, which began on Dec. 15, 2015, the night of a debate in the Republican presidential primary. Mr. Wolff emailed Mr. Epstein and warned him that CNN was “planning to ask Trump tonight about his relationship with you — either on air or in scrum afterwards.” Mr. Epstein wrote back, “If we were able to craft an answer for him, what do you think it should be?” Mr. Wolff advised inaction, suggesting that Mr. Trump might try to deny a close association with Mr. Epstein. “I think you should let him hang himself,” he wrote of Mr. Trump. “If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable P.R. and political currency” that could be used to “hang him” later or “save him, generating a debt.”

Uh...

“I think you should let him hang himself,” he wrote of Mr. Trump. “If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable P.R. and political currency” that could be used to “hang him” later or “save him, generating a debt.”

Records shed light on secretive ICE base possibly planned for Oregon coast Newport officials believe their airport might be the next home of immigration agents.

A Texas company known for setting up military housing is looking to lease land at Newport’s city-owned airport

Officials believe the project is a new ICE base

“What I’m hearing from our constituents is that they’re very concerned about people being fearful in this community,” Newport's mayor said

If they only spent a couple of lines on the kids math and reading, and a full page on social skills, she’s definitely missing the forest for the trees.

Isn’t there already an ATC shortage?

Is this supposed to…help that?

Cool cool cool. I’M CONCERNED ABOUT DYING IN A PLANE CRASH

So fun reading this from an airport.

Hey hi hello as there are likely some of y’all getting comments about who can and cannot drive in the snow, I am here to tell you as someone who worked auto claims for a decade: nobody can do it. They just want to feel better about having to go to work in the snow when you don’t have to

Legit the worst water I’ve ever tasted was in Iowa. At a restaurant. I did not know potable water could be so nasty.

I’d go to a socially distanced bonfire. I assume it’s small bonfires in a line, and you have no more than 3 people per fire. Let’s just burn firewood though.

While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.

Something In My Heart |How freshmen Fort Valley Trombones are coming Vs. Albany|(Shoutout Nick) #trending #bmmb #trombone #fvsu #siac TikTok video by Xavier508jones

Get the fuck out of this kid’s way www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMnF3FHf/

When Bovino and his gangsters produce a single spent slug or shell casing recovered at the alleged scene with third-party witnesses to said recovery, I'll withhold an initial judgment that this is utter fabricated horseshit.

Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.

ICE agent in Chicago draws and trains a firearm on protestors armed with iPhones. Trump's America in 2025.

After @mandophotos.bsky.social photographed federal agents pointing rifles at 26th/Lawndale yesterday, I inquired with DHS about what threat had prompted them to pull weapons on a busy commercial strip (pictured). This is the response I got from a representative of the United States government.

There once was a Senator, Chuck
Whose views did perpetually suck
He can't understand
The situation at hand
Off, I wish he would fuck.

I thought Jacqueline killed the Yuko 3000

Dems need to start talking more about how Trump’s dementia means that he can’t distinguish his fantasies from reality. He has completely lost touch with the real world and only knows what his sycophantic courtiers are telling him.

Legally, that is the only type of name an a capella group can have. Which is how we know Pitch Perfect was fictional (Barden Bellas? Please).

He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.

Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.

But Elon is getting one trillion dollars to drive his companies into the ground after he poisoned his brain on Twitter.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

As someone who remembers when copper theft was last a prevalent issue, this seems like a strong recession indicator.