Chase Burke

Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

The twin peaks title but it says "Schitt's Peak"

They exist without state. They are doomed to watch their masters age at what seems like an unatural rate.

a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
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Listen, if I drive faster on surface streets, will I get there faster? Not in any significant way. But will it make me feel better? Also, no.

Going bankrupt buying reservations for what turns out to be a ghost kitchen. The SEC won't help me because Atkins is the one who sold me most of them.

This is your chance to impress them. This will make up for spilling ginger ale everywhere because you thought you saw a spider.

"Claude, there's some real bad guys we can kill. Should we do it?"
"Yes"

Report: we ran intelligence through several computer models and found engaging them was the optimal way to maintain security in the region.

There's one weird MAGA Greenlander waiting on the docks like the dog in Jurassic Bark.

M'lord I actually have a prior commitment. Yes, I do mind explaining, actually.

Is there a werewolf-like curse that only triggers when people use an airplane bathroom?

I like... website?

Did I do it? Did I normal reply?

Well, at least I'll have enough money to buy more tacos and beer.

Mr President they say you're not strong enough to nationalize Wal-Mart. But I still have hope!

"Death Buys a Timeshare" is basically happening every day in Trump voters' email. You will get to party on Trump's yacht! But I notice you haven't filled out your Patriot Pledge along with its fee.

We are going to get a Drag Race type show on Daily Wire that is just straight dudes being catty without any fun or wit.

"election fraud" meter getting fuller and fuller until Trump can unleash his ult attack.

Wait until you see the wigs they have to wear while they do all that.

Burnout Trooper: this post is a fucking joke. You have any idea how much paperwork you're going to do if you find anything that *might* be contraband? I would just wave through whoever unless they're waving a a lightsaber around. Fat chance with these hicks.

One day he'll see a slick 80's villain he's too old to look like, and he'll weep.

... going back for more chip

Antichrist (2009)

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

They released all the Jan 6 dudes because they needed a deeper bench of pedos to hire.

The pod is very sensible for many families.

Do you think the minions ever explored each other's bodies?

Damn, I can't believe they killed Charlie Kirk again. Was it the same guy?

You got any of that paste people put on their teeth? Hot dog, a whole shelf of it!