"someday my dog will learn that food takes time to cook", and other lies: a memoir
22.10.2025 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@spim.website.bsky.social
i don't know who my target audience is either
"someday my dog will learn that food takes time to cook", and other lies: a memoir
22.10.2025 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0technology rules. glad everyone is ok
22.10.2025 20:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a red comet is a red flag that's three times faster
22.10.2025 18:37 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think video games should have an individual audio slider just for player character footstep sounds
or, ideally, never put that shit in a game again
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20.10.2025 14:38 β π 9277 π 2561 π¬ 98 π 64anyaustin lookin ass
18.10.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i feel like the player character in pokemon z-a is going to do a deep dive into the hydrology of kalos
18.10.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A pin from 1985 that says in an LCD font "LET'S BROADEN OUR DATABASE & INTERFACE"
found the perfect pin for when you want to broaden our database and interface
18.10.2025 14:19 β π 537 π 102 π¬ 15 π 4i expect the dodgers to win the WS handily and i am going to be disappointed about it
18.10.2025 14:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hell yeah, hades 1 rules
18.10.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dragon Quest 64 (known as Eletale Warrior in Japan and Holy Dragon Century in Europe)
17.10.2025 17:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0reporting him to the based department
17.10.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0granted, but you don't get to choose who defines "normal"
16.10.2025 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@ weird al can you do something with this 30 years ago
16.10.2025 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pearl jam's "even flow" but it's "ethan frome"
16.10.2025 14:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0nice
16.10.2025 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i read Watanabe as Wannabe at first and just imagined you jamming out to Spice Girls as you run around Japan slicing dudes
15.10.2025 13:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they spelled "stupid flying asshole" wrong
14.10.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0could use one of those right now, it's been 20 whole minutes since i got out of bed
14.10.2025 11:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yaoi on ice?
13.10.2025 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i hope the knife is okay
12.10.2025 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank You
12.10.2025 13:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0also, I have a feeling she'll go down with this ship. she won't put her hands up and surrender. there will be no white flag above her door
12.10.2025 12:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm sure it was just a little nuke and she's overreacting
12.10.2025 12:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if brewers-cubs could end in 9 innings that'd be swell
12.10.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0integral to the plot
11.10.2025 19:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0laws of thermodynamics: screaming internally
11.10.2025 17:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tatsuo shinada from yakuza 5
> only has 17 yen, can't afford food
> has arms like tree trunks
i love yakuza
dorktown series should be a good one
11.10.2025 05:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this game will never end!
11.10.2025 04:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0