Tony Duncan

The Cocaine Bear sequel is taking a weird turn.

Sink into the sea? Anyone know if Max Zorin’s plan could really work?

I'd bankrupt Elon for twenty bucks and a meatball sub

Is she supposed to be Miss Martian, or is she just doing something "alien"?

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court.

Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business.

As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Oh, just trying to emulate Takei/Sulu at the idea of anyone using that term unironically.

But I can see you
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone

My... GOD.

Team USA won hockey gold and it just started snowing outside my window, even though all the sky I can actually see is clear and blue.

It's a good afternoon.

An image promoting FFG’s presence at the upcoming Adepticon on March 24-29. The focus is a playmat featuring the card art for “Fear and Dead Men”, which depicts Darth Vader standing alone against a surrounding force of rebels with blasters pointed at him.

#StarWarsUnlimited is giving us a “All I am surrounded by… is fear and dead men.” playmat! One of the greatest moments in Star Wars comics.

And it’s for Top 8 competition play.

Fuck. Never gonna get one.

It’s so funny thinking back to watching old Bill Plympton animation I saw as a kid and wondering how I’d react if, as I watched his sketchy, undulating homemade style with blimpy people, I was told his apprentices would redefine animation making a Spider-Man movie.

Guys. #SpiderMan Across the Spider-Verse is still an amazing movie.

Every successful invention solves a common problem: washing clothes, illumination, ease of travel.

The problem A I is trying to solve is *us* - WE are the problem to tech oligarchs and corporate elite. It's all for them. They just can't say that part.

They're trying to sell us our own redundancy.

The more of these fascist atrocities I see, the more I become an immigration maximalist. Let everyone in, give everyone work permits/green cards. Make it possible to get citizenship within a few months. Make it as easy as getting a driver's license.

a nerd from wonka nerds candy looking at itself in a full-length mirror

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,

God, he is so gross to look at.

GI Joe was always cool.

Not at all.

…the conceit of this tournament is that the “Omega Heart” will only yield its power to a conqueror. If Clark kills with the caveat that he can just undo it later, is he truly a conqueror?

I think it will ultimately come down to Clark and Barda, and Barda will become King Omega.

My prediction: Superman will make the final round. I’m torn on if he wins and who takes him out if he doesn’t. And is he *still* Superman? Clark’s “no kill” policy isn’t just abstraction. Even if he believes all the death can be reversed by whoever becomes King Omega and defeats Darkseid…

The line-up seems very by the book with the exception of #Batman’s absence. The idea that Bruce was killed by the Joker while trying to get #Superman to stop… being Superman long enough to enter the tournament is an interesting twist on #Injustice.

I’ve been in and out of DC Comics over the last few years, but I had been aware that Lex was something of a good guy. Which makes me a little sad when I decide to dive into #DCKO and see he’s back to being a villain. #Superman

That Japanese pairs free skate was *amazeballs* and I don’t know anything about skating besides the fact they rocked it.

"Correct natural trajectory."

You know how an individual finds their "natural trajectory"? By being allowed to experiment with their identity without shame or coercion. God, some people need to just stop being in everyone's business.

My favorite Robert Duvall performance has to be in Ron Howard's "The Paper". I think about him trying to wrangle the staff meeting a lot.

"Don't just take a position because it's the opposite of what she says! It's like watching a bunch of sixth graders, for Christ's sake!"

My morning dreams - the ones from 5am on - are so vivid. I know I have dreams throughout the night, but there's a special flavor to the ones that happen after sunrise. Especially if I've gotten up for a bit and then gone back down for a couple more hours.

I read deep into the comments and I cannot see a single instance where he actually says *what* he's producing. He gets into an argument at one point on "outcome" (his word) vs. "output", but at no point does he explain what he sees as the difference or what it actually *means*. Psychotic.

Oh they do

Betty, you're supposed to take TURNS.

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' and 'G.I. Joe' Are Combining Into the Action Figures of Your '80s Fever Dreams (Exclusive) Never afraid to shy away from a crossover, the TMNT are mashing up another group of real American heroes.

I thought, "A James Whitbrook article I don't think is completely stupid? Weird."

Then I got to the last line where he says Playmates is handing the license to Mattel which is wrong in TWO ways. Playmates is *losing* the license to *Hasbro*.

Oh, Gizmodo. Please stop sucking.