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Jaybeans (or Stephen)

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Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he

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And Tim Burton continued the legacy

18.02.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
batman comics cover with batman looming over his car while a boy is removing the tires...

batman comics cover with batman looming over his car while a boy is removing the tires...

interior of that batman comic - Batman returns to his car to see his tires gone, he laughs, the child thief returns, batman demands his tires back, and boy hits him with a tire iron

interior of that batman comic - Batman returns to his car to see his tires gone, he laughs, the child thief returns, batman demands his tires back, and boy hits him with a tire iron

50 years later, Batman's fears for the safety of his car would be realized when Jason Todd (vers. 2) stole his tires...

16.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Three panels from Batman comic, he’s parking his car and says to himself it’s a safe place and then dashes off

Three panels from Batman comic, he’s parking his car and says to himself it’s a safe place and then dashes off

Batman racing to bad guy hideout parks car and says to himself it’s a block away for safety and may be needed before dashing off

Batman racing to bad guy hideout parks car and says to himself it’s a block away for safety and may be needed before dashing off

Batman talking about needing privacy for his car and parking it in vacant lot…

Batman talking about needing privacy for his car and parking it in vacant lot…

Re-reading stories from Batman’s year one in part prep for my superhero class, and impressed how much time Batman spends thinking about safe places to park his car…

15.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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Spider-Man doin’ his thangy-thangοΏΌ

17.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Literally just election rigging.

They want to repeat Bush 2000 but on a national scale (not just Florida).

17.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A bunny rides on the back of a flying horse, across a red sky with clouds. a bunch of other bunnies run alongside the horse

A bunny rides on the back of a flying horse, across a red sky with clouds. a bunch of other bunnies run alongside the horse

Daily bunny no.3233 rides into the sun

18.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1779    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
With all their super-powers, Superman, Batman, and the rest of the DC gang are powerless to protect you against diseases like polio, measles and rubella.
These diseases can cripple and even kill.
But they can be easily prevented with painless vaccinations. In most states (including New York), it's the law: NO SHOTS? NO SCHOOL! In New York City, call the Immunization Hotline at 349-2664. Outside New York City, call your local Health Department
Stay Healthy!
Carol Bellamy

With all their super-powers, Superman, Batman, and the rest of the DC gang are powerless to protect you against diseases like polio, measles and rubella. These diseases can cripple and even kill. But they can be easily prevented with painless vaccinations. In most states (including New York), it's the law: NO SHOTS? NO SCHOOL! In New York City, call the Immunization Hotline at 349-2664. Outside New York City, call your local Health Department Stay Healthy! Carol Bellamy

"Superman, Batman, and the rest of the DC gang are powerless to protect you against diseases like polio, measles and rubella.

These diseases can cripple and even kill.

But they can be easily prevented with painless vaccinations."

[New York City Council, 1980]

20.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot from breaker newsletter by former daily beast Journalist Lachlan Cartwright. It is just a preview because I do not pay this man

Epstein, Inc: A Tale of Two Newsrooms
(Exclusive.) The competition for Epstein scoops has been rife between The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times. The Journal got out in front with their birthday card doodle exclusive from gun reporters Khadeeja Safdar and Joe Palazzolo last July.
Not to be outdone, the Times mobilized a crack team headed up by deputy investigations editor David Enrich and comprised of Investigative Reporters Jessica Silver-Greenberg and Steve Eder, as well as Business Reporter Matthew Goldstein.
Now there will be two competing Epstein books from the opposite teams.

Screenshot from breaker newsletter by former daily beast Journalist Lachlan Cartwright. It is just a preview because I do not pay this man Epstein, Inc: A Tale of Two Newsrooms (Exclusive.) The competition for Epstein scoops has been rife between The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times. The Journal got out in front with their birthday card doodle exclusive from gun reporters Khadeeja Safdar and Joe Palazzolo last July. Not to be outdone, the Times mobilized a crack team headed up by deputy investigations editor David Enrich and comprised of Investigative Reporters Jessica Silver-Greenberg and Steve Eder, as well as Business Reporter Matthew Goldstein. Now there will be two competing Epstein books from the opposite teams.

By all means, let’s do deep reporting on the country’s most famous pedophile and hold that information for a book release date months away rather than publish it in real time
www.breakermedia.com/p/lead-us-no...

18.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
a nerd from wonka nerds candy looking at itself in a full-length mirror

a nerd from wonka nerds candy looking at itself in a full-length mirror

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,

14.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Power Girl biting her lip while pushing two sets of weights on a bench press bar together with her index fingers, crumpling the bar between them.

Power Girl biting her lip while pushing two sets of weights on a bench press bar together with her index fingers, crumpling the bar between them.

Power Girl

Nude variant: www.patreon.com/posts/power-...

/ #PowerGirl / #DCComics / #JusticeLeague / #Superman / #MyArt /

17.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

"the left isn't excited about technology"

How many 3D printed whistles have been sent out to ICE watchers

18.02.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6
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Tom Noonan (1951–2026)

18.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 58
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Comus Captain's like 6'5. ::checks Tulane's basketball roster:: #RexComus

18.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And the ceremonial trading of the child brides is complete #RexComus

18.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After the ball, they hunt the heads πŸ˜‰ #RexComus

18.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes Arthur, the family connections in Comus are deep. TELL US WHY. #RexComus

18.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

seent a head, can go to bed

18.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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HEAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDSSSS!!! RAPTURE!!! #RexComus

18.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, I think the Red Sox have a heavy starting pitcher / Gold Glove defense

I'm starting to suspect they'll see how they are doing by the trade deadline and either get a little more power (unless some minor leaguers do well) or trade away enough to get them just under the luxury tax

18.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: thanks to the Mardi Gras Music playlist I am the man who introduced Big Freedia β€œBooty Whop” to the local Episcopal parish pancake supper.

The kids went OFF.

18.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Moon head was throwing some ass there. #rexcomus

18.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Some people are kind of snarky about it" Well dude it's white supremacists in huge paper mache animal heads, so yes, one will snark. #rexcomus

18.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boogie down with ya big heads #rexcomus

18.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Devereux Parker Morning IIi

Devereux Parker Morning IIi

This name sounds made up

18.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Behold the traditional Crossing of the Honkies. #rexcomus

18.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The heads! #Rex #Comus

18.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.

First chick of the kākāpō breeding season has successfully hatched!!!! Look at this grumpy little puff of feathers!! www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...

17.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1113    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 23
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New ICE uniforms are stylish #RexComus

18.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

So, Absolute isn't my cup of tea but dang if they are not just dialing things up to 11

18.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight everybody. Try to be less stupid in the morning

18.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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