Bridgit Honda

no one wants to be interviewed so isaac chotiner is just stalking twitter now looking for new eager victims to admit they are dumbos

Reaach down between my legs, screw the cap off

I suspect the answer is that for a lot of England, "Most of our homes are older than the Laws of Thermodynamics and it's cheaper to bundle up than re-do the whole place"

The explanation is: somebody thought it would be a good idea to give virtually unlimited power to a criminally insane gameshow host.

the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix

Turkey is bad = ur Mom/Dad can't cook

Teacher literally weaponized the Someone is Wrong on the Internet phenomenon.

This year everyone is rooting for the grim reaper instead of scrooge

" You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out,
You
Better
Watch
Out"

I'm quote tweeting not as a dunk, but there's an influencer who got offered a free IV drip and as a result has been dealing with the flesh eating bacteria for years now.

A lot of these medi-spas are not well regulated and opening your arm to them has real infection risks.

Exactly

quite literally - locally and at the federal level.

I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work

you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong

It's great having a government made of the Porky's generation. Kennedy and Trump and Weinstein were all in.

This is still relevant, and accurate.

In Stunning Admission, DOJ Says Grand Jury Never Saw Indictment Against Comey Read more here.

🚨BREAKING: Federal prosecutors admitted Wednesday that the grand jury handling the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey never reviewed or voted on the final indictment used to charge him — a virtually unprecedented revelation that could topple the entire case.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

To Survive the Next Pandemic, Walk More, the NIH Says The agency is picking up Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s argument that a healthy immune system can keep even pandemic germs at bay.

The only way to understand this is to realize that they are eugenicists.

Condé Nast emptied out every single trans and Black journalist from Teen Vogue while clearing a six figure salary for a woman who slept with people she was covering while she mocked real concerns about their fitness

Lord knows I need money but this is SYSTEMIC

I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.

An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

I miss shame

to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness

GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour

a woman is holding a piece of food in her hand and eating it . Alt: Janet Jackson eats chips

It's true tho

Nope!

Toxic masculinity drives medical avoidance.

Living the dream... Temporarily! Back when, J and I went for Thai, and asked for "stupid hot". It was stupid, all right. We had so much sinus drainage we couldn't even walk to the car, we just sat on the curb like drunken hobos. I couldn't even attempt it now

Not even safe in the game! Smh

In college my friend J referred to this as Set-ur-ass afire