Ryan 🏳️‍🌈

I’m using this as an excuse to have a glass of wine with a takeaway tonight. I was on that bike for 40 minutes!

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Oh god not big Tesco on a Sunday

Good morning! Happy Sunday! Some of you are looking especially handsome today 😮‍💨🫠

I just can’t stand where they bunch up. Went on a holiday and forgot to pack underwear and got some cheap briefs and I’ve never looked back 😂

Ugh! I feel this too 😩 and I’m trying to follow a workout plan. Damn it!
And briefs 🩲 are the most comfortable pants. Boxers have never been comfortable for me

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Fabulous!

Delicious! 🤤

A lot of racists in UK media & politics are currently limbering up to hold Donald Trump to an infinitely lower moral standard than they did Gary Lineker.
Starting with Farage, inevitably…

Hahahaha! I looked this up! 🐽 🍆

That’s quite a list! 😱

Let’s just gather up all these cretins and put them on a raft in the North Sea 🙃

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Morning Andy! What a fun mood to wake up to! 🪩

Oh god big shop on a Saturday morning is never fun. Take earphones with you to block out the noise of the hoards 😂

I don’t know where they find the time 😂 I much prefer to be comfortable than look like a Hunger Games character

Good morning! Happy Saturday! I threw a temper tantrum all by myself last night because I didn’t recognise I was fucking exhausted 💁‍♂️ and 3 pints hit me like a truck but at least I slept! 😂😂

You’re both too cute 🥲

Tomorrow morning is going to be fabulous 😂😂

I did a thing! I need a lie down now please

Peter Mandelson's so dodgy he's been approached to work for FIFA

Good morning! Happy #FCF 🙌
Sunrise is now 30 min earlier and sunset is over an hour later since the solstice! Yayyy

But is it organic?!

The type of update we really want! 🙌

Decided to have a very long hot bath and it’s the best decision I’ve made so far today

Thanks to this silly watch, improving my sleep score has made the biggest difference!

Yay! 🙌 welcome back

Good morning! Happy humpday 🍑 after my leg day yesterday my humps are feeling a little sore 🥲
Is anyone any good at massages?

Using ChatGPT to create a strength workout plan for me… these machines are going to kill us 💀

The film broke me 😭

Amazing!

First thing, sort out the notifications because it’ll drive you insane

Sunday nights mean one thing… baths! And now that is February, wine too 🍷