Eleven Volt

I might be old fashioned, but I prefer a man with less bees

[skeleton rattling with fear]

Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned.

Saying things are a certain percent of my personality is 30% of my personality now.

Ninjas would never get them

It's completely made up, there is no science behind why people choose breakfast foods

The internet says that there is rule 34 porn for anything but I googled for porn of Brutus having sex with Julius Caesar's stab wounds and I couldn't find any. Pretty sure that's a well known story so suck on that you nerds.

If we could have set the time on the VCR, everything would have been fine

It's trans am, not trans am not

Oreo has requested a name change. She will now be referred to as The Grand Hydrox.

The advice has always been to not play with fire. Take my advice: play with it, dance with it, get engaged to it, have a great honeymoon and brother really listen to me on this next part NEVER CHEAT ON IT.

If you own a little scone shop and you name it something other than "Romancing the Scone" you are simply throwing money down the drain

Man I must be getting old. My stereo volume knob is set to the *perfect* position that I found like 5 years ago and last night I had a nightmare that I accidentally changed it.

Sometimes strawberries don't go bad, they just lose all flavor after a few days and become LaCroix strawberries

The more demented a laugh, the better

New City Twilight

Guys, I need like 100 more listens on Spotify for playlist promotion. Just rock out to New City Twilight for me. Thank you!

open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...

Dream Ember - EP Eleven Volt · EP · 2024 · 4 songs

Can you guys do me a favor? I need some more plays on Spotify to get into playlists. Just play it on loop and turn the volume down or something to boost my numbers (or actually listen).

open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...

I feel like Naruto's connection to Kuruma could have really been driven home by giving Naruto red pubes and 9 penises

We're like two beans in a spleen. We're not supposed to be in here and we're causing a lot of pain and we can't even get out on our own. Help!

Triangulus tells him he should, "Try to lose the edge"

Cubic Cole watches the hours tick by in his office day after day. He longs for the day he can pursue the succulent curve of Spherina. It is said all cubes have a slight curve to them, Cole questioned his geometric orientation.

Ireland should change their name to Delightland. What a glow up that would be!

A closeup of a black and white cat's face

Mages and wizards in a fantasy world are gathering and having a competition, shooting their spells at targets that are painted on rolled out scrolls. One of them lands a shot dead center.

Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"

A digitally stretched image of a black and white cat that you can almost view correctly if you look att it at a certain angle.

Oreo is feeling very squeezed and digital right now. She must be viewed at a 75 degree angle and even then she struggles to break out.

closeup of a black and white cat's face, she is squinting but still lowkey angry

New City Twilight, by Eleven Volt from the album Dream Ember EP

My most listened to track this year is New City Twilight. My Spotify wrapped is something like, Dream Ember EP: 30,000 minutes, All Other Music: 400 minutes (I don't use Spotify or keep track). Dream Ember was a huge project that took all of my time.

elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/new-ci...

Jokes on them, Truman Show traumatized me in a way as a kid that they can never top

A closeup of my black and white cat's face, her eyes are almost closed, only open by 1mm, and she looks like she is about to fall asleep

Hideo Joedreama [hastily grabs coat]

I prefer my chocolates to be succulent and my succulents to be made of chocolate.