Joshua Akins

A picture of Tommy Lee Jones next to the following text “What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. - Tommy Lee Jones”

god I love the quote site that takes movie lines and removes any trace of them being from a movie at all

I prefer those Hitchcock films and other movies of that type instead of the jumpscare laden stuff that’s become too common recently imo.

Movie trailer shows people in a theater screaming? Pass. 😂

Well…I know what I’m doing the next bluegrass jam I go to. Singing that verse and that verse only. Regardless of how much I hate UT and that song by extension.

Dude ATE with that role. Did I say that right? I don’t know that anyone else at that time could have sold it the way he did.

I knew that I’d eventually see one of the programs you’ve acted in if I kept watching these true crime shows. I didn’t really pay attention to it until I saw it was you. 😂

Yeah…I’m still buying the Mexican ones out of spite at this point.

Just saw @glitterburrito.bsky.social on tv and about threw my neck out doing a double take. “No One Can Hear You Scream - Big Sky Mystery”

It’s possible they just think they’ve got their customers locked in and don’t have to spend that money on advertising like they used to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Shit like this is kinda weird. Haha

And salt the earth so it can’t grow back.

Also, old men with type-2 diabetes…like my dad.

Also by 20-something and above women. At least in this area anyway. Also, a certain subset of gym-bros. Essentially the low-carb obsessed.

Sign the Petition Tell Auburn University to Return Our Ancestors

In the face of…well…everything…this came across my feed on FB/IG from Joy Harjo and I thought I’d share it here:

Auburn University is in u just possession of remains and sacred ceremonial items of Muscogee ancestors from Hickroy Ground to make way for a casino.

Auburn has refused to return them.

Some of us knew this from the fucking jump.

But did you fucking listen to us?

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

PRIEST: Oh no!

ME: What?

PRIEST: Someone broke into my office and took my vestments and my German fruit bread!

ME: You mean—

PRIEST: Yep—

BOTH: STOLEN STOLE AND STOLLEN

I remember when the price of eggs was the topic du jour folks were saying to raise chickens.

Chickens are a fucking money pit. That first egg? It’ll probably cost you over $1000 and you’ll be in the hole far longer than those birds will live.

A little goes a long way. lol

That sounds amazing.

There’s a lot of folks that should still be in prison. Most of them politicians that avoided it because of bullshit.

I mean…yeah.

At this point, I doubt it’ll reopen. Even when Schumer and Jeffries inevitably cave.

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

They’re great! I saw them a couple years ago in Atlanta with Hanabie.

Galactic Empire?

Saw where someone on here said something to effect of, “Without the internet, we wouldn’t know what this administration is doing because the media tells us nothing.”

Ok, sure.

However, I’d contend that without the internet, we wouldn’t have this administration or his first one to begin with.

It’s about a dollar or so cheaper here, but it’s still too damn high.

"Talk about kissin' ass... Does it taste like chicken? Oh, we're sponsored by Popeyes!"

Nope. Second verse same as the first.

Because a bunch of them are fucking racist idiots.

Alabama Cattlemen’s Association posted on FB calling out the decision to import beef accurately saying it won’t work.

When you’ve lost those folks…