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Vikki Patis

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Author of queer dark novels, aka Victoria Hawthorne. Scottish with an English accent. Owned by golden retrievers. Views mine. πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ she/her https://linktr.ee/vikkipatis

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Can he please be charged for the noncing too

19.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

what is a writer? a miserable little pile of unpublished secrets.

18.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

16.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4461    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17

And a truly abysmal one at that

14.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched Predator Badlands today. What in the male loneliness epidemic was going on there?? Disneyfied nonsense.

14.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Far-right thug Tommy
Robinson flees UK after police
warning over terror threat
Far-right thug Tommy Robinson took to social
media this evening to proclaim himself a 'priority
target' for ISIS, adding he had fled the UK after
receiving a call from Bedfordshire Police

Far-right thug Tommy Robinson flees UK after police warning over terror threat Far-right thug Tommy Robinson took to social media this evening to proclaim himself a 'priority target' for ISIS, adding he had fled the UK after receiving a call from Bedfordshire Police

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

14.02.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2982    πŸ” 879    πŸ’¬ 318    πŸ“Œ 82
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 23248    πŸ” 4795    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 169
A cream golden retriever lying on a bed, close up of her face

A cream golden retriever lying on a bed, close up of her face

A cream golden retriever sitting in a garden with an orange and blue ball in her mouth

A cream golden retriever sitting in a garden with an orange and blue ball in her mouth

Vikki, a white plus size woman, leaning down to kiss Ivy, a cream golden retriever

Vikki, a white plus size woman, leaning down to kiss Ivy, a cream golden retriever

A cream golden retriever puppy lying in a garden, snuggling a cat toy

A cream golden retriever puppy lying in a garden, snuggling a cat toy

Ivy is 6 🎈
Happy birthday to our sweet, gentle, mischievous girl 🀍

11.02.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally!! And how she took their shit for 'losing' the map, when one of the boys had actually thrown it in the river?? Just say you hate women and move on JFC

08.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched The Blair Witch Project for the first time since I was a kid, and wow, some of the reviews are just DRIPPING in misogyny. These men see a 'hysterical' 'demanding bitch'; I see a young woman trying to keep it together (and taking the blame) for the other two dickheads.

08.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm considering this just now. I run a homelab on an old Windows laptop and need the functionality (might roll back to Windows 10 though), but I could probably switch my work laptop to Linux.

08.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I'm a hater of generative AI. But harassing authors for unconfirmed use of AI in their books, particularly marginalised authors, has got to stop. Meanwhile you're all still using products by the companies that scraped our books for profit. Behave.

07.02.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…

BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.

He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein

We have published it in full.

www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

06.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1274    πŸ” 648    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 129

The author is a TERF, sadly (also the ending sucked!)

06.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why Rowling is being treated as a hero for paying tax just like everyone else. Everyone who works pays a proportionate amount of tax. Same when these celebrities give to charities when it’s peanuts to them. People are too easily impressed by rich people doing the bare minimum.

01.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure you've checked out all possibilities, but in case this isn't one of them, you can let it lapse to a free domain which just has [dot]wordpress[dot]com in it. Not ideal as you'd also lose some functionality, but might be better than it disappearing completely!

01.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most disgusting, brutal and unpunished child‑abuse networks in the world…

And the usual voices who claim to care about β€˜women and girls’ have nothing to say.

We see you.

01.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7393    πŸ” 1866    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 49

Oh I didn't realise that either! It'll be interesting to go back to his books via that lens.

(Love how he's described as 'openly gay' β€” bet nobody was ever described as being 'openly straight' πŸ˜‚)

01.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he’s sweating now.

01.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2313    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 12

I haven't read any John Saul in years, so I wouldn't like to say how they've aged! I'm going to try to get my hands on them again this year though

01.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same! Such an incredible book. Her short story in Out There Screaming is fantastic too.

I don't think I ever read The Fog when I was younger (my mum preferred John Saul over James Herbert), but reading it now, it was fine, though very much of its time

01.02.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
@vpatis's January 2026 reads
The Reformatory
A Wrinkle In Time
The Haar
Model Home
The Fog
Ask for Andrea
Sugar
Out There Screaming

@vpatis's January 2026 reads The Reformatory A Wrinkle In Time The Haar Model Home The Fog Ask for Andrea Sugar Out There Screaming

My January 2026 reads, starting the year off strong! #booksky

01.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me! But all I've seen on there is AI slop and porn 😭

31.01.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch

30.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7512    πŸ” 2008    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 111
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Aberdeen! @vikkipatis.bsky.social and I are heading to your way @waterstones.bsky.social. Tickets here: www.waterstones.com/events/in-co...

29.01.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Reposting because I got the time wrong. Arghhh

Please join us two hours earlier than previously advertised...

20.01.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh this looks fab! I'm local so I'll try to come along, if we don't get snowed in again πŸ’€

20.01.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Absolute dogshit meme

Absolute dogshit meme

The creativity of the Stranger Things fandom has far surpassed that of the Duffer Brothers because what do you MEAN the inconsistencies meant nothing??

12.01.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's surprisingly not *too* cold β€” I think the snow is insulating the house! πŸ˜‚

06.01.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your username is very apt for this snow πŸ˜‚ are you getting any at all? We're due more today and tomorrow!

06.01.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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