@jamesdirst.bsky.social
Local newscast director. Cat wrangler. My posts, comments, and replies are my own undoing.
He’s Hollywood’s greatest monster.
19.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like it. I would like to buy your metric-ghost rolling -tray.
09.10.2025 07:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Zoidberg’s relative Harold Zoid. Whoop, whoop, whoop!
You mean this guy?
04.10.2025 07:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I agree totally on 3. I’ll give the new one a shot, if only to support a franchise with a decent track record.
04.10.2025 07:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For me, I really liked the first one.
The second one was ok.
Third, meh.
Fourth was moving back on the right direction.
Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I’ll give it a shot when I can.
*side note; I really like ‘Them’ and hope to find a copy with your commentary!
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Love this.
27.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Xenomorph
10.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw a Xenonorph drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. And his hair was perfect.
09.09.2025 12:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An engine hose called Seld-M-Break that is about to break. From The Simpsons episode Marge vs the Monorail.
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02.09.2025 14:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02
16.07.2025 15:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A.I. image of a map showing that the most popular food in Tennessee is ‘Pulled Dork’.
06.07.2025 20:39 — 👍 64 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Yikes!
13.05.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eh. Forget the patches… and the blackjack.
26.04.2025 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reince Priebus should get picked up by this team.
11.01.2025 17:48 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Awesome! You definitely deserve it!
09.01.2025 18:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💯
03.12.2024 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bobson!
29.11.2024 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But he said “y’all”. That’s down-homesy and it means all of us!
24.11.2024 07:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re only supposed to say ‘My pleasure!’ Sounds like those dicks need more training.
16.11.2024 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god. What a beautiful cat.
30.09.2024 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This was my buddy Toodles. He lived to be about 21 and a half. Toots weighed in at 8 lbs and couldn’t hear for the last few years of his life. He didn’t mind a little cuddling and was my best friend.
This was my buddy Toodles. He lived to be about 21 and a half. Toots weighed in at 8 lbs and couldn’t hear for the last few years of his life. He didn’t mind a little cuddling and was my best friend.
22.09.2024 09:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love that. I say that at work all the time. That and ‘smothered in gravy, Texas style!’. Not sure I can go a day without saying something that’s influenced by MST3K. Thank you Frank!
16.08.2024 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Their vodka and tequila are very good, too. They should open a bar.
29.05.2024 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, I’m so hungry… big, buttery moon up there. Sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint…
15.05.2024 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I put mine right in the bowl. That way my essence is closer to it. Very healing.
04.02.2024 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.12.2023 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I met him at a Beatles convention years ago. He was very kind and signed my copy of ‘Band on the Run’. A very important and underrated player in the history of music. Best of everything to his friends and family.
05.12.2023 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scott Baio would’ve done it but he couldn’t get anyone to cover his shift at Five Guys.
15.11.2023 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
