Tayler Mulligan

It's wild how many sci-fi noises are pulled into reality in electric cars

Lisbon staple of grilled sardines? Great, but sardine livers still in fact taste like liver.

I think it's fair to say - holy shit

I think we're all in agreeance @redbull.com is a mana potion

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

One more trip around the Ireland

Meanwhile deadlifts waiting menacingly in the corner

The greatest thing our generation did might have been discovering capitalization as language

Sock bulk packs with a bunch of similar but not quite the same patterns:

For when you really want to incorporate more pattern matching into your life

I'm general I think people are in too much of a hurry while driving, and not in enough of a hurry when shopping

When exactly did we stop saying "too big for your britches"?

[IKEA-themed restaurant]

Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

You ever change the fridge layout just to feel something?

gitlab is kiki firefox is bouba

Tell Metro Vancouver: keep climate action in the budget! Tell the Metro Vancouver board members keep climate action in the budget! #bcpoli

@metrovancouverorg.bsky.social is holding a special meeting to discuss "budget cuts" including dropping climate action. Tell them climate adaptation costs MORE and action now SAVES budget
#bcpoli www.dogwoodbc.ca/petitions/st...

Turns out we're kind of hypocrites telling the cat not to eat plastic

Not to excuse parking like a dick -- isn't that kind of the problem?

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

While there's fair points in this piece about this "negotiation tactic" being effective I think it misses on the assumption these actions will even work. It's a forced hand at the whims of a single side instead of actual cooperation between nations

The trick is that the driving eventually clears the sidewalks

The fact tortillas actually come with instructions kind of tells you how disconnected people are

Can you fucking imagine parking an articulated bus?

STUNNING 43" DISPLAY SCREEN MAKES RESPONDING TO TEXTS EASIER THAN RUNNING OVER SCHOOL CHILDREN

Why are car ads turning into TV advertisements

Me to the shower that suddenly got hot: ...piper no piping

(on all fours whispering to a bug) do you yearn? is there a hunger in your heart?

never forget that you are magical

~ i whisper to my coffee

Throwing plastic bags in the compost is the clearest indicator you've never worked and have no consideration for manual labour jobs

I want moooooaaaaar heat (efficiency)

... @jameshoffmann.bsky.social what happens when you put vodka in an espresso machine...