Root Beer Baron

Unsigned Supreme Court shadow docket decision staying the implementation: 1 page

Dissents: 117 pages

If glory box ain't for fucking, then what's it for and why is it named that?

*Garber speaks into his sleeve* take the shot

Sideshow Bob handing over incriminating evidence to the judge

Why does my party for deferring to rich, aggressive men keep getting these pedophiles in charge?

Applied to sub-national polities, this also makes the Senate unjustifiable.

What's the inverse of a bill of attainder?

I mean potentially they'd need 20 to override a veto. Plus a whole mess of house votes.

But if some things are good, that means speaking in glib absolutes is slightly harder, so I'm gonna call you a smug lib for not automatically acceding to my doomer anecdotes.

That's how she got Fraser too

It's my heritage to hate slavers and their lickspittles.

All of that without the mandatory retirement bit would still work and wouldn't need approval from the Montana or Indiana state legislatures. Just let the number of justices float and ties revert to the lower court ruling.

A lot of people in Iowa and everyone in the Senate can get to Hitler in 3 (Grassley, Hoover, Hitler)

Christ, I'm pretty sure I can get to Hitler in 3.

"conservatives won (a plurality of) the popular vote for the first time in 20 years, so the popular vote is suddenly a definitive referendum on ideologies"

It's edgy, counterproductive, and completely incoherent after 0.2 seconds of thought, so it's a perfect meme for certain kinds of online leftists.

Only quibble is that the jersey should be #2

Decent chance not in the city tbh

YouTube video by ItsWaldo (Walter Brinkman) John Prine - Spanish Pipedream

He's missing a couple key steps

This feels like one of those 'free boat' stings built specifically for you

Can't wait to hear Andrew Wiebe equivocate and eventually back the ref again

"so you're saying if I can't afford waffles I should die?"

No bitch. Das a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about.

Painting of Vikings raiding an English monastery

Boring, pleasant bureaucrats meeting sexy murder poets.

2025 if they had hung the entire Confederate legislature and the 10 largest landowners in every southern county.

*starts doing the math on welding a Nissan label onto a BYD bought in Mexico*

Also, Richard I was a dogshit French LARPer who needed his mom to bail him out when he got seized for being a douche on crusade. The highpoint of his reign came nearly 800 years after he died when he was depicted as a lion next to a pantsless fox.

Hell, I'd take a George V

Buddy, you're not gonna believe this...