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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say The suspect kept all the money he made selling pizzas, police say

The suspect kept all the money he made selling pizzas, police say

Tarotpedia Tarot spreads using Wikipedia articles: because 78 cards wasn't enough.

Ha that’s funny! I recently made a tarot reader that pulls random Wikipedia articles instead of tarot cards

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

I just want to take a second to remind everyone that not all cabals are evil or satanic

I had a dream I was a guest on a podcast called Amy Schumer Needs A Snack and I was feeding her all kinds of snacks but they weren’t working

[Originally posted Jul 25, 2024]
good can be bad, and bad can be good

Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

such a worthless post.

xavier renegade angel dialogue

A book on a rack whose title is How to Date Buildings: An Easy Reference Guide.

whatever you do don’t ask their age

One Step at a Time.

Then I have to remember wtf i was doing in said game

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Three evaluation bars from Stellaris, with a ship, microscope, and ring denoting the categories in the post. All are rated "pathetic."

Reviewing your man's fleet strength, scientific advancement, and trade value

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I only call you baby doll because I think you’re cursed, and will probably kill me

Alaska’s passive-aggressive map of the United States

the comments on the Aotearoa news stories on the murder of Alex Pretti. I think we need to be very aware that there is a sizeable chunk of our population who would *love* to be part of a similar Waffle SS here - and a few of our currently selected govt who would happily facilitate it.
#nzpol

We have done up the bedroom as we planned to do.

'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.

It's always the same hallucination across time and space and in whatever country the mushroom grows in. Extremely weird.

www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Q: Do you do naughty art?
A: Very naaaaaughty…

#CourageTheCowardlyDog #CartoonNetwork #fanart #fanuary

“I am a chicken, Double D!”

#fanart #CartoonNetwork #ededdneddy

A flavor-blasted potato, like a gallstone from Satan's own bowels, sits atop the worst bag of Herr's Kettle Chips ever dispersed for public consumption.

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?

The second chip was almost fungal.

Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

Starting this and already learning cool stuff

Did you know Bangkok is a map of the universe?

Founded in 1782, the city was laid out to reflect the Hindu-Buddhist mandala cosmological model, with the ruler at the center and increasingly lesser classes in concentric circles further away from him

THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES

What appears to be a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field is actually a normal sized praying mantis that's actually sitting on my windshield

Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.

3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says “FOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says “please be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says “here’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce

cover art for "corel gallery 1,000,000: a gigantic collection of one million awesome images"

i firmly believe that AI image-generation slop wouldn't exist if Corel had simply kept releasing annual clip-art CDs