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I want to be Leslie Knope but I’m tired.

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If they had just shared the lake to begin with (you know, like state law dictates) they wouldn’t be in this position to begin with. Now the unwashed masses are going to come sully their fancy pants lake and they’re big mad. 😂

19.03.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s been garbage for a long time, but I’m also not surprised aging Gen Xers are morphing into this

13.03.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to look him up because I couldn’t remember which VJ he was. Definitely not a shocking evolution.

13.03.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did not know this, but I found the “go back to theaters” speech very tone deaf and not addressing the issues why people aren’t seeing movies the way we used to. Makes more sense why he’d have such a bad take now.

03.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
JD Vance sitting in a chair. His pants are riding up to mid calf like he’s a boy who likes berries and cream.

JD Vance sitting in a chair. His pants are riding up to mid calf like he’s a boy who likes berries and cream.

I wonder if his ski pants are as short as his suit pants 😄

01.03.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking dad to the VA for an appointment today. I was honestly surprised that Trump/Hegseth’s portraits aren’t up in the lobby. Not sure if they’re just behind, if they don’t want to put them up, or if they haven’t been sent since they’re screwing the VA and don’t want to remind the veterans.

27.02.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
7 day weather forecast with a mostly sunny days and 67 degrees on Friday.

7 day weather forecast with a mostly sunny days and 67 degrees on Friday.

67 degrees on a Friday. Portlanders are going to lose their goddamn minds tomorrow.

27.02.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously, journalists do not have to validate a demonstrably false claim. The KKK is not a public safety organization. The 2020 election was not stolen. DOGE is not about efficiency. Do not repeat the lies.

11.02.2025 13:41 — 👍 440    🔁 103    💬 5    📌 1

At this point I can only assume that the devil doesn’t want him either and is trying to prolong the inevitable for as long as possible.

06.02.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the energy more leaders need to be bringing to this fight.

04.02.2025 02:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEN DO SOMETHING, SENATOR. IT’S LITERALLY YOUR JOB.

04.02.2025 01:45 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tomato prices are actually the least of my concerns right now. My biggest one is that Trump and Musk are executing every part of Project 2025 and you don’t seem to get it or want to even attempt to call it out. Lead or get out of the way.

02.02.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey so I don’t actually want to find common ground with fascists or anyone who is willing to turn a blind eye to what is happening, kthxbi

01.02.2025 17:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shouts to all the media outlets who uncritically parroted him when he said he didn’t know anything about the same Project 2025 he’s now implementing

25.01.2025 17:17 — 👍 12098    🔁 2427    💬 249    📌 70

Everything is so heavy right now. I keep thinking about how we need to find joy and hope because those are acts of resistance but it’s not easy in this moment. But they want us to give up and give in, and that is not an option.

21.01.2025 03:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Update: I was able to find the $40 one for $13 on Etsy. There is always hope.

19.01.2025 16:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did I scroll through the replies just to feel something? Yes, yes I did.

19.01.2025 06:07 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot of the message that TikTok is not available in the US.

A screenshot of the message that TikTok is not available in the US.

RIP TikTok. Even when you come back you won’t be what you were.

19.01.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What did I say?

BREAKING: Trump tells NBC News that he will "most likely" give TikTok a 90-day extension on Monday.

18.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CEO of TikTok going to the inauguration and posting videos praising Trump’s protecting of the first amendment. People are already seeing a message to merge their TikTok to their Facebook or Instagram accounts. This has been in the works all along.

18.01.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting in a chair . Alt: Chidi from The Good Place saying “because this is the Bad Place”.

Here’s my #TikTok prediction no one asked for. It will go down on Sunday, but then some time next week Trump will announce he’s orchestrated a deal to have Meta take over. TikTok will lose what made it special once Meta gets its grubby hands on it, but Trump will be hailed as a hero for saving it.

18.01.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Thank you for asking this, because I couldn’t answer it initially. But then I sat with my daughter and cuddled her and talked about her day. I appreciate the reminder to stay grounded and present.

18.01.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
17.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 9014    🔁 1597    💬 199    📌 51
Screenshot of the Baby-Sitters Club book, Kristy Thomas, Dog trainer with the price range of $130-165.

Screenshot of the Baby-Sitters Club book, Kristy Thomas, Dog trainer with the price range of $130-165.

Screenshot of the Baby-Sitters Club boom, Mary Anne and the Playground fight with a price range of $45-53.

Screenshot of the Baby-Sitters Club boom, Mary Anne and the Playground fight with a price range of $45-53.

I have spent the last few years slowly building up my collection of all 131 original Baby-Sitters Club books. These are the last two I need and I refuse to pay this much. Finding these two books in the wild at a reasonable price will be my white whale. #BabySittersClub

16.01.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses says " life uh " in front of a lamp Alt: Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park saying " life uh finds a way”

TikTok users moving to the Chinese app Red Note because we are refusing en masse to go back to Meta platforms is truly a beautiful level of spite I did not see coming.

13.01.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering?

That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it

11.01.2025 21:47 — 👍 5341    🔁 2191    💬 31    📌 75

Also - please spend time deciding how you are going to engage with the content this administration and the complicit media are going to be putting out from here on out.

Our nervous systems are precious resources and keeping them in a hyper-reactive state is BAD-real bad. We need to be intentional.

07.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 1425    🔁 409    💬 40    📌 73

I couldn’t have come up with a better metaphor going into 2025 if I tried.

01.01.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing is more entertaining than a good old fashioned workplace email reply all debacle.

30.12.2024 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoops, it’s Franchesca. My apologies.

28.12.2024 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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